Yes, I imagine it now:
Revan and The Exile approach Darth Bush. Suddenly out of the darknesss come out Darth Gates with his aprentices Lord Lucas and Darth Mcrosoft Word Papereclip. All around Bush appear USSith commandoes. Suddenly Revan and The Exile hear Obi-Joseph Stalin:"Use Dah Force, comrades!" Suddenly Neo appears, says "What the hech am I doing here?, and disappears. A fight starts. Buhs uses Force Nuke and melts Darth Microsoft Windows Paperclip.
Bush: "I ment to do that."
Both R&E: Thanks, man!
Bush: No problem. Piece brothers.
R&E: Are you sure we are male?
In the end Lord Lucas is redeemed, and agrees t oremake KotOR II.
Darth Gates open a portal in time and escapes to the future where his EVIL is LAW, and, RAM and, CD-ROM and, DVD.
While Bush is defeated, but he is elected again.
Bush: I'll be back!