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You have got to be smoking something carpet-based. The mothership in that game could be wailed on by a team of drunken space-midgets. Let alone an SSD. I also object to the notion that landmines are in only a few places. http://unicef.org/sowc96pk/hidekill.htm Says 64 countries have 'em.

Yay! Lizard invasion!

'Mistaken' for an APC? It IS an APC! :D And if you want to hoof around the outback you'd better be ready to hit mines, which this baby can do without getting terribly bothered. Unlike your landrover. Militiamen can be won over with gifts of cigarettes, sage advice, and copies of FHM.

A misguided attempt by Kim to wish you a happy 4th July? ROYTFL

Pah. My 4x4 beats yours to witihn an inch of its life. Especially when I have it fitted with those shocks which make it bump, and the underlights. Man I should totally buy one and have MTV pimp my ride. Can anyone find one to buy online? I'll try to write it off as a business expense. EDIT: I found this one for sale but no prices.

Hmmm... *thinks* is it worse to be falling down the cliff or wedged in a crevasse at the bottom?

Glad to hear we're not divided on this at least. I have begun to think that women look like that to impress each other, because it sure as hell doesn't impress us guys.

BBC Photos of film premiere If you click through these you will first se a picture of Kelly Brook. You will then click one more along to see a picture of Keira Knightley. The comparison speaks for itself. I'm interested in your views.

I never thought I'd say this , but... J.E. Sawyer FTW!

At the end of the day I empty my pennies into a large jar. Once the jar is full I take it to a charity. You'd be surprised how much cash you can collect without ever noticing its absence.

I have no choice, because I'm working flat out. Which is a pain, because I love sunworshipping. Climb a few trees, drink some rum ...I'm good.

I wonder how many MPG that gets. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd like to see any enviro-weenies disturb me and my posse of sunshine crazed forumites.

Surely you can write your own stories?

Don't forget that we'll take you back. And don't forget this means you get the Queen as head of state instead of a President. Eh. Eh? *nudge nudge*

My dream car is a chrome plated Casspir APC. I'd tool around picking you guys up and heading out to the beach.

I laughed when I realised you were suggestinga terabyte of storage space. I can't even begin to imagine using that much storage. :D I'm only really interested in having a constant backup of my work files. Somethings so if my old warhorse ofa PC keels over suddenly I won't lose the vital data. What I'm looking for is something that will patiently and reliably double up my files. I guess I'd consider spending up to

Rolled terminally off-topic. Next news story, please.

Is that a punishment?

Your wish shall be granted! *zowie* Oops. Wrong wand... "

The lego avatar you have chosen for me startlingly close to the real thing AND my online avatar. Ingenious! Three extra things you need for my lego man and they are: 1) a solar topi (aka pith helmet) 2) a drinks shaker. 3) Really tiny action figure of spider jerusalem. Or a cameo by an actual spider.

Ah... Glandular fever. Nasty nasty stuff. I said it might be.

Last post before lockdown!

Me. I'm English. But of course I have my ascerbic wit and good manners to protect me, so I'm fine.

Mono? That sounds nasty.