Walsingham

Alright, NOW I'm afraid for my life.

You wait. I'm betting he's just the warm-up act. Anyone who voted Republican last time is now so defensive that they'll never switch again ever.

That page upsets me, because so much of it is bad it spoils the good.

Or twirled at high speed around the head, and flung into the middle distance?

I suppose you could also gain useful info if you could track the weight or other characteristics of people who approached. A pressure mat slips under a carpet easily. Even a simple camera could get their height if there were comparison marks on the opposite wall. I suppose a live conga eel in the letterbox is out of the question?

Because those things draw down VC sniper fire and I won't have 'em near me.

Yeah, like I said, a gajillion. I like the fact this is just shrugged off. Can you imagine a country doing that? (note to 23374U: this post has been edited for poor grammar and inanity)

Intend to buy a set just to lend out. Must educate the heathens you know.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/5028718.stm A loss of 14.9 billion pounds. That's about a gajillion dollars for you yanks. I read that and just went 'mngah!'

I don't know what to suggest. Could you trap the culprit somehow? I've been considering getting a mini camera attached to my door. They seem to cost only a few bucks.

Now why did that make me suddenly fear for my life?

If you ask me, that sounds like the voice of experience talking. Except, obviously, the voice of experience in this case would be mumbling because of athletes foot.

I can't see either of those two really bothering to come hunt you down. Did it happen to anyone else in the building?

that statement made me crack up loud enough to wake the family and piss off the cats. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If I had not been English I too would have laughed so hard I fell off my chair. As it was, my monocle simply dropped out.

It should win the Turner Prize. Campaign anyone?

Wouldn't that be different cultures? I'd happily go along with the idea there are different cultures.

Don't assume it has to be someone in the building. It's absolute child's play* to get into an apartment block. Even one with a concierge. Make a list of people you think might be out to get you, subtract mainland China, and begin checking alibis. *I had a strange childhood tho.

Good point. I should also point out: 1) You want he should lick something else? 2) Jesus washed people's feet. Does that make him just as creepy?* *This one is going in my stakeout questions.

Still knackered. I'm just interested. What form do you weirdoes believe these racial diferences take?

And smarter than the average bear.* *Don't go into the mod section for a while. We haven't been able to clean up since we tested this statement and there are broken pencils, fur, and charred bear flesh EVERYWHERE.

Firefly. Pure and simple.

That is indeed illegal. But you can't just take his cash. you'd have to go to court. I think.

Sorry, too hungover, and I need to go hit the shops before they shut. I need food, bin bags and cleaning products. Some time remind me to post the recipe for my new style greek lamb burgers with yoghurt sauce.

I think you should get new locks and focus your energies on finding the perpetrator. You may find they do it again. Begin by dusting for prints. You won't be able to check tem against anything, but you'll get a rough idea of their hand size. You amy also learn something by checking the glue for loose hairs, flakes of skin, or threads of clothing. Keep us posted. This will be interesting.

Whuh? You mean, like advertising cigarettes or shoes on a racing car?