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Er... I disagree. Minus points for all concerned. Especially me. No more masturbation or prostitution in here please. I get enough of that at home.

So that was you I saved from the burning bathtub? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, hi! :D What does the B in your crest stand for? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Which one? There are five.

As an employer, and as someone who has friends 'serving' in the euro-machine, I say there is a world of difference between legislating on a subject and actually doing something about it. Yes, the EU has plenty of laws on these topics. My objection is firstly that the laws are convoluted and intrusive. And secondly that the EU has only a circuitous mandate to make so many damn laws.

I bought it when it was fresh out. It was hopelessly disappointing. But I reckon if you don't get your hopes up it will pass some time. My main annoyance was how lazy they'd been. The shops have randomly generated contents, and most of the dilogue is dull and lifeless. Also, the NPCs in your party are crap. I think that's it.

:D Job offer would be better. That's the kind of work I would enjoy and it would be safer than a possibly botched pre-emptive strike. You do know that you'd only get one chance don't you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You only get one chance on most things. It's what makes life so exhilarascing. I mean exhilaraising. I mean exhila... aw nuts.

Three tons of nitrates? You better be happy they got caught now. That would make a big bang.

That's just because you're smeared in hot fat. And no, I don't know why. *hides grease gun* Surely any meat-eater or first-aider knows what blood smells like.

Hmmm... everything they claim has only really been provided on paper. I mean "a single voice in world trade"? Pull the other one, mate. It's got a mad French cow hanging off it.

Isn't it your job, you know... as a mod? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've just checked, and apparently that is now being handled by the Department of Homeland Security.

Yes. My internet banking password, and it's causing all kinds of trouble.

Settle down, kids. I'm not cleaning up if we get hundreds of tiny smilie babies running amok in here.

But then he'll start asking for raises. And I'll say no. And then he'll just pick up a pencil and start rocking it from side to side, while looking at the ceiling. And I'll panic and give him everything.

Personal tip. Have the hottest bath you can handle. The heat breaks down sensitive proteins like venom. Note: this isn't a good plan with snake venom or anything that might stop your heart, as it will raise your heart rate and circulation. Hope that works.

Is this Republican love-in, or can anyone join? I've brought weiners.

I'm starting to form a picture of Tarna as a domestic terrorist. I can't decide what's more appropriate, a pre-emptive strike, or a job offer.

:ph34r: Note to self: be very very nice to Tarna.

If dance has evolved, I want my opposable dancing thumbs.

I have to say that unless someone tells me they kill babies I'm still probably going to get a ps3 if I get any console.

There, there, old boy. Here, have a biscuit.

So that was you I saved from the burning bathtub?

All these pictures have just made me hungry.

My job is merely a cover for my true vocation: I dress up in tights and unitard and fight crime.

So, who is this "23374U" person, anyway? " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I believe the only possible answer to that is "Yo mama".

I wouldn't risk it. Far safer to flush waterfproof bangers down there. Wait, I mean dangerous and stupid.

Alright, NOW I'm afraid for my life.