Come one now, you're not trying to tell me that wasn't you in Cameroon the other day? That had to be the most ridiculous false moustache I've ever seen.
Seriously though, aren't we going in a circle? We agree or disagree on the notion that Mexes should be allowed into the US to work. However, I fail to understand why they should do so illegally. If the law is silly, redraft it. If not, enforce it. Otherwise, why have it?