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You two should meet up for some Tim Horton's or something. :lol:

 

Are you kidding ? Tim Horton's is disgusting.

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This picture was posted on a website with this accompanying question; "If you were in a public place, would you feel comfortable with him sitting ten (10) feet ...away from your children?"

 

This is the thoughtful response from one (1) of the readers; "I would gently explain to my children that while it is his absolute right to do it, I do not approve. Then I will let them know, in no uncertain terms, that if I ever catch THEM wearing brown slacks, blue socks and black shoes, IN PUBLIC, I will slap the stupid out of them." - Texas Mom

 

 

I'd feel a lot better about the NRA being the defenders of the 2nd Amendment if they got citizens to seriously reassess whether or not they really are responsible gun owners (sort of like how if you polled motorists at least 75% of them would say they were an "above average" driver). Frankly the guys in tacticool gear that bring semi-automatic rifles to rallies are the types I wouldn't trust casting a fishing line sitting in the same boat, let alone open-carrying a piece.

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

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Are you kidding ? Tim Horton's is disgusting.

Isnt it basically the Canadian version of Starbucks? Plus you can win phat loot by rolling up the rim!

 

 

If it is then that explains why it's disgusting. Not that I know anything about Tim Horton's outside of knowing it exists (and according to HIMYM has orange plastic trays) but Starbucks? No thanks. :p

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It's more like the Canadian Dunkin Donuts. 

 

As for that picture, open carrying and being kind of a d--k about it, keys on a belt loop, short haircut, bad style, sitting alone. I'm guessing off-duty cop. And probably a real motherf----r of one too. The kind that figures he is never "off duty". 

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OK, this is old but funny as hell:

 

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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Despite my own political views being quite different from Bernie's, I will admit that's a pretty rad shirt.

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According to some of my friends in the US....

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Damn, and I though we had it bad down here in Florida.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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