Blarghagh Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 My retirement plan is to murder a politician who is against healthcare reform. Other people will have a better chance, and I'll get to go to a comfortable prison with free healthcare instead of going to a hellish retirement home and be a financial burden on my relatives. 3
Chilloutman Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 My retirement plan is to murder a politician who is against healthcare reform. Other people will have a better chance, and I'll get to go to a comfortable prison with free healthcare instead of going to a hellish retirement home and be a financial burden on my relatives. That is problem with Netherlands prisom system, its too damn comfy xD 2 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Blarghagh Posted February 15, 2018 Author Posted February 15, 2018 As much as I think prison could be more of a punishment here, I'd say the retirement homes being inhuman hellscapes is partially to blame too. 1
redneckdevil Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 As much as I think prison could be more of a punishment here, I'd say the retirement homes being inhuman hellscapes is partially to blame too. I rather go to prison than to a retirement home.
smjjames Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 What's the thing in the far left, lower row? Looks like a gun part than a gun. Also, is the 'high capacity semautomatic handgun' a flintlock pistol? Looks like one.
Malcador Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 What's the thing in the far left, lower row? Looks like a gun part than a gun. Also, is the 'high capacity semautomatic handgun' a flintlock pistol? Looks like one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_P90 Just don't drop it. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
injurai Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 What's the thing in the far left, lower row? Looks like a gun part than a gun. Also, is the 'high capacity semautomatic handgun' a flintlock pistol? Looks like one. Clearly not a counter-strike player 4
smjjames Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 You know, if they're going to put a random car and a flintlock pistol, they should put an old time cannon in there for the lulz.
Raithe Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
majestic Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 What's the thing in the far left, lower row? Looks like a gun part than a gun. Also, is the 'high capacity semautomatic handgun' a flintlock pistol? Looks like one. Clearly not a counter-strike player Or someone that watched SG-1. 2 No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.
smjjames Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 I did watch SG-1 but I don’t remember seeing that particular gun used there.
Gfted1 Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 I cant place the laser gun top row second from the right. At first glance I thought it was the Flash Gordon ray gun but looking at it online, that's not it. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Chilloutman Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 I did watch SG-1 but I don’t remember seeing that particular gun used there. 2 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
smjjames Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 I don’t think I watched that specific episode though.
Raithe Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 They started off with the standard Hollywood idea of the MP5 being the standard "special ops" gun, but after a season or two, they switched to the P90 as the standard weapon for SG teams. If I recall rightly, the P90 was originally designed for as a 'compact' long arm for vehicle crews and the like and didn't really have the space for a full blown assault rifle or the equivalent, it then evolved into a design for close urban combat which suits most counter-terrorist / special forces situations these days. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Malcador Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 I guess they couldn't find carbines? 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
injurai Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 As much as I think prison could be more of a punishment here, I'd say the retirement homes being inhuman hellscapes is partially to blame too. I rather go to prison than to a retirement home. I avoid thinking about retirement homes more than I do of death, that says something. 1
smjjames Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 https://i.imgur.com/HGtWD6K.mp4 Not entirely sure what happened there, two separate groups of thieves/shoplifters? I'd guess the lawful evil is in reference to the other two distracting and then trapping the third guy who came shortly after them?
the_dog_days Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 That looks more like chaotic good than lawful evil to me, but I always get the DnD alignments mixed up.
smjjames Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 More like Chaotic Neutral than Chaotic Good.
Guard Dog Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 3 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Blarghagh Posted February 16, 2018 Author Posted February 16, 2018 That looks more like chaotic good than lawful evil to me, but I always get the DnD alignments mixed up. Yeah, me too.
Raithe Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 Don't piss off old people.The older we get, the less"Life In Prison" is a deterrent. 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
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