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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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they associate something else with it

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Everybody knows the deal is rotten

Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton

For your ribbons and bows

And everybody knows

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they associate something else with it

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Go to politics thread if you need to expand on it

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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I saw this o a bumper sticker yesterday. And now all I can see are the two dinosaurs! :lol:

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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My question is, por que no los dos?

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Heh,

 

'The new Battlestar Galactica is a show designed for people nostalgic for the last two seasons of Happy Days.'

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
-Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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I know it is just a joke, but if you rely on Facebook for weather updates, tou have biggwr problems. Most of the friends I have on facebook live elsewhere, so it is fun to see the winter wonderland pics. :)

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He already gets free labor from elves and an endangered species of flying reindeer. Makes the whole cheap labor thing seem trivial.

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Looks like Josh will be getting a lump of Manchurian Coal for X-mas next year.

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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“A couple is walking through Moscow on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

 

‘I think it’s snowing’ says the man.

 

‘No, it’s raining’ says the woman.

 

‘How about we ask this communist officer here? Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?’ exclaims the man.

 

‘Definitely raining!’ replies Officer Rudolph before walking off.

 

The wife turns to her man with a smile. ‘See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.’ “

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Everybody knows the deal is rotten

Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton

For your ribbons and bows

And everybody knows

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Predictive Text Keyboard by Botnik fed all of the Harry Potter novels, comes up with a chapter for "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash" -

 

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http://www.botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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