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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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This reminds me of something I heard a long time ago:

 

Heaven is a place where:

  • The police are British
  • The chefs are Italian,
  • The mechanics are German
  • The lovers are French
  • and the Swiss run everything

 

Hell is a place where:

  • The Police are German
  • The chefs are British
  • The mechanics are French
  • The lovers are Swiss
  • and the Italians run everything
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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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This is probably the most funny if you've ever seen the 80s TV show Automan:
 

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Taika's response to the question "Would you date Thor or Loki?"

 

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Quote for the Day:

 

"I once re-watched Braveheart in company with a Scottish medieval historian who had one finger on the pause button and the other on a stack of reference books. It was an adventure."

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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 I cannot like this enough.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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At least we're optimistic...

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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