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What my mother witnessed this morning:

She was waiting to see her family doctor, when another woman unpacked a bowl, poured cereal in it and mixed that with yoghurt. If you don't have time for breakfast at home...

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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Uh...not really a funny, but there's no "lifestyles/cats/cooking" thread so.

 

 

Japanese guy who occasionally posts short how-to cooking video, with his cats always in the picture. I wish he'd do a lot more of them, because I love them.

 

He and his (from US) wife also use their own channel with blog/Japan culture/lifestyle videos which can be cute/fun.

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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joke somebody just sent to me:

​what has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters

​I felt like a dummy when it was explained to me

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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I found it funny with the smaller Twitter icon covering the guys face, and to be fair, he's the Foriegn Minister, his party wouldn't matter.

 

Bit surprised Kushner is meeting with him and not Tillerson because Tillerson is the Secretary of State (counterpart to Kono Taro), not Kushner. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised as Trump has been treating this like its a family operation.

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"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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Those fools! Google tells me that donating plasma will net ~$400/month, while donating male reproductive fluids will net ~$1000/month. Not you Europeans, youre shooting blanks. :p

Hey! I get a juicebox for my pint of O-

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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"It comes just weeks after a mischievous parrot used Alexa to order itself a set of ten gift boxes while the owner was away."

 

not sure if that's better or worse than this story

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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Me: "I'm not drinking much tonight."

*2 am*

Friend: "How many shots have you had?"

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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