Raithe Posted July 11, 2017 Posted July 11, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
SonicMage117 Posted July 11, 2017 Posted July 11, 2017 Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother? What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest. Begone! Lest I draw my nail...
Raithe Posted July 11, 2017 Posted July 11, 2017 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
SonicMage117 Posted July 11, 2017 Posted July 11, 2017 I hope you like Flash and Arrow 1 Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother? What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest. Begone! Lest I draw my nail...
majestic Posted July 11, 2017 Posted July 11, 2017 It sure would be nice if we could get politics out of our "funny things" thread. I'm here to see funny things, folks! (e): and this is not directed specifically at you, Volourn, but rather just the types of things that people - and not just Raithe, I'm not trying to single you out, either, especially seeing as you do post other non-political stuff in here - have been posting more and more of lately. Peter Pan will make your worries go away: Or he might induce suicidal tendencies. Not sure yet. 1 No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.
Raithe Posted July 11, 2017 Posted July 11, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
SonicMage117 Posted July 11, 2017 Posted July 11, 2017 Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother? What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest. Begone! Lest I draw my nail...
Malcador Posted July 11, 2017 Posted July 11, 2017 (edited) Ah, they should have made a series about this Edited July 11, 2017 by Malcador 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Orogun01 Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 I don't think society forgets the first part, last I check men prefer their women not wearing things. 6 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
algroth Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 Clearly the wrestling match should be between two female kittens but one only identifies as female. My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
SonicMage117 Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) Edited July 12, 2017 by SonicMage117 Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother? What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest. Begone! Lest I draw my nail...
Malcador Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
rjshae Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 “How much experience do you have robbing banks?” he said. “Um,” I said. “What’s the statute of limitations for bank robbery?” He thought for a moment. “I don’t think there is one.” “Then none. I have no experience robbing banks whatsoever.” 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
algroth Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 (Not sure if "sodding" is allowed here. If not I'll spoiler.) My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Bartimaeus Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 it ain't sodding censored, innit? 2 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
algroth Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 it ain't sodding censored, innit? :D My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Raithe Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 I know we're trying to avoid politics in the humour thread, but .... Andy Serkis reading Donald Trump twitter comments in Gollum's voice? - It's about the 4 minute mark in the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mWOoj68qo 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
SonicMage117 Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 1 Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother? What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest. Begone! Lest I draw my nail...
teknoman2 Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 2 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Raithe Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 Now, just imagine the game that would go with this character sheet.... 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
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