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What's so funny right now?

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother?

     

    What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest.

     

    Begone! Lest I draw my nail...

    19884373_1619603061432153_24727827654650

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I hope you like Flash and Arrow :)

    Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother?

     

    What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest.

     

    Begone! Lest I draw my nail...

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    It sure would be nice if we could get politics out of our "funny things" thread. I'm here to see funny things, folks! :(

     

    (e): and this is not directed specifically at you, Volourn, but rather just the types of things that people - and not just Raithe, I'm not trying to single you out, either, especially seeing as you do post other non-political stuff in here - have been posting more and more of lately.

     

    Peter Pan will make your worries go away:

     

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    Or he might induce suicidal tendencies. Not sure yet. :w00t:

    No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother?

     

    What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest.

     

    Begone! Lest I draw my nail...

     

    Ah, they should have made a series about this

    Edited by Malcador

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    I don't think society forgets the first part, last I check men prefer their women not wearing things.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Clearly the wrestling match should be between two female kittens but one only identifies as female.

    My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

    Currently playing: Roadwarden

    Edited by SonicMage117

    Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother?

     

    What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest.

     

    Begone! Lest I draw my nail...

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    “How much experience do you have robbing banks?” he said.

    “Um,” I said. “What’s the statute of limitations for bank robbery?”

    He thought for a moment. “I don’t think there is one.”

    “Then none. I have no experience robbing banks whatsoever.”

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    (Not sure if "sodding" is allowed here. If not I'll spoiler.)

    My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

    Currently playing: Roadwarden

    it ain't sodding censored, innit?

     

    :p

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    Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

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    19875246_1423033691129163_11421377988157

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I know we're trying to avoid politics in the humour thread, but ....  Andy Serkis reading Donald Trump twitter comments in Gollum's voice?  - It's about the 4 minute mark in the video.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mWOoj68qo

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother?

     

    What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest.

     

    Begone! Lest I draw my nail...

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    Now, just imagine the game that would go with this character sheet....

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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