The Funny Things Thread

February 1, 20178 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 1, 20178 yr

^Bad puns are the best puns

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy

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February 1, 20178 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 2, 20178 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 2, 20178 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 3, 20178 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 3, 20178 yr

https://www.youtube.com/embed/iit4HsRWol8"

Edited February 3, 20178 yr by the_dog_days

February 3, 20178 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 3, 20178 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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February 3, 20178 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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February 3, 20178 yr

Stop the birds!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1fIfWtdcQ

Have fun trying to figure out what he actually wanted to say.

He's obviously saying stop the boats. Poor bastard.

No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

February 4, 20178 yr

Edited February 4, 20178 yr by Raithe

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 4, 20178 yr

They say that Times and National Geographic aren't write about same story, but I am not entirely convinced of that isn't the case

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February 4, 20178 yr

Begin to break? The main part of the Republican party was anti Trump from the get go. L0L The only difference between them and the Dems is that the Repubs forgot to rig their primaries. L0L

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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February 4, 20178 yr

This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

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February 4, 20178 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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February 4, 20178 yr

I was debating putting this in the Weird Things thread but, eh, knowing the crowd around here this will produce more chuckles than anything else..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHX9Epp62hw&list=PLuKg-WhduhkksJoqkj9aJEnN7v0mx8yxC&

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

February 4, 20178 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 4, 20178 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 4, 20178 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 4, 20178 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 5, 20178 yr

Quote

“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”

-Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>

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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling