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The Funny Things Thread

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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    I am Christian, but Jesus was rightly accused of sedition (crucifixion was a punishment reserved for sedition) for declaring himself the king of the Jews. Yet another example of a viral and factually incorrect tweet and the ignorant act like is full of wisdom.

     

     

    A factually incorrect tweet? Sacré bleu!

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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    *snip*

     

    I posted that a few weeks ago but it's still worth a like.  It's eternally ruined all Yoda's scenes for me  :grin:

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    I also like Bushes of Love.

    "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fShhNJ5Ib0Q

     

    Its a very short video of a dog dunking cats head in the snow

    Why is there no dislike button? :(

     

    Pro tip: Use the report button as dislike button. Mods love that.

    This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fShhNJ5Ib0Q

     

    Its a very short video of a dog dunking cats head in the snow

    Why is there no dislike button? :(

     

    Pro tip: Use the report button as dislike button. Mods love that.

     

    Ha. Unfortunately the other forums I tend to work on either punish you for incorrectly reporting, or punish the one being reported automatically without actually checking the post's contents. I would rather avoid getting myself or Ferg into any trouble. :biggrin:

    My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

    Currently playing: Roadwarden

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    Good news everyone, we dont do either of those things!*

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    *Unless you use the Report button for Dislike. :p

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    I like all the Bad Lip Reading videos. I've watched them all and have downloaded quite a few to my phone. Also, the music videos (Taylor Swift, Michael Buble, Black Eyed Peas, Bruno Mars feat. Lady Gaga and Jay-Z, etc) are great and no idea what the original videos are like. Never bothered to check out the original songs.

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    Star Wars

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    Well that means it is good

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    Yeha. Star WARS is about wars. IMAGINE THAT.

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

    Though I can understand their point, the fighting and such was just a backdrop to some degree in the movies.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    A friend of mine pranking his mates on GTA (NSFW, mind):

     

    My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

    Currently playing: Roadwarden

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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