Jump to content

The Funny Things Thread


Blarghagh

Recommended Posts

 

More like "My ancestors didn't travel 4000 miles to see a nation of promise, opportunity, and liberty overrun by a horde of non-white, non-Christian, statist-minded Third World barbarians hell bent on turning the USA into the same general sort of cesspool from whence the Third Worlders came." And, no, this isn't at all "funny", but neither was your disingenuous post.

http://cbrrescue.org/

 

Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forests and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoors experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person.----Fred Bear

 

http://michigansaf.org/

Link to comment
Share on other sites

http://dayofthedoodles.tumblr.com/post/120621442396/behold-the-worst-written-line-of-all-time

 

Linking an amusing tumblr post of horrible writing. Only linking, though. Be aware that it contains mentions of NSFW things.

qKz5nVP.png

tumblr_ntb1sfqeVI1rxxgfbo3_400.png                                                         

I stream every Friday at 9pm EST: http://www.twitch.tv/ladaarehn  Currently streaming: KOTOR 2.

 

Pillars of Eternity homebrew tabletop thread: https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/84662-pillars-of-eternity-homebrew-wip/

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

it says gay people are sexist towards bisexuals and trans

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

We can 'mance, we can 'mance, everybody dig up your grans.

 

Priceless, and now in my head for the duration.

  • Like 1

Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

When that song came out, I thought it was about Johannes ... 'everybody look at Johannes .... haaaa-aaaans'. 

 

 

Anyway I've just been granted the power to 'mance, so, watch out corpses.

 

walkingdead_zpszytrikxv.png

Mancy means divination by means of something.

 

So, can you tell the future from corpses? 

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

village_idiot.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

When that song came out, I thought it was about Johannes ... 'everybody look at Johannes .... haaaa-aaaans'. 

 

 

Anyway I've just been granted the power to 'mance, so, watch out corpses.

 

walkingdead_zpszytrikxv.png

Mancy means divination by means of something.

 

So, can you tell the future from corpses? 

 

 

If I recall well enough, it was originally nigromancy, and was more on the art of communication and divination using the deceased. The zombies and animating the dead came later...

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...