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The Funny Things thread

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Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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    Is "saison" a meme or something? I tried Googling it and only found beer. 

    Is "saison" a meme or something? I tried Googling it and only found beer.

    It's season in French.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Nah, Malc already hooked me up, but youre as helpful as ever. :lol:

    The question of the importance of the comma....

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Danger sign that tells you all the important information.

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    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

     

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    Okay, this from an RPG book amused me..

     

     


    The Woo Dive: If the character's willing to dive to the side while firing two pistols at his target, he becomes even more accurate. At the GM's option, the character receives an additional bonus if he does this in a church while some doves fly through the scene....

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Ah, the sweet joys of autocorrect settings..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I don't find that funny. :/

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

    Donkey abuse is a very serious subbject!

    Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

    I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

     

    Tea for the teapot!

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    OOOOOOO SJWs and The Feels Crew gonna hate that one. ;D

     

     

    P.S. While its chuckle worthy the actual sentiment I don't agree with  but no reason to cry about it. L0L

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    OOOOOOO SJWs and The Feels Crew gonna hate that one. ;D

     

     

    P.S. While its chuckle worthy the actual sentiment I don't agree with  but no reason to cry about it. L0L

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Look at the dates.

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