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I'll sing you Don't Stop Believin' by Journey to return the favor from the Kickstarter if you want, Chris.

"The Courier was the worst of all of them. The worst by far. When he died the first time, he must have met the devil, and then killed him."

 

 

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Happy birthday Chris!

 

Knock yourself out, MCA!

Don't do that, I hear concussions are a bitch.

"To be fair, if I was married to Milla Jovovich, I would also be happy just making movies that show off her butt." - Hurlsnot

"You need to be careful, lest I write another ten page essay on mythology and how it relates to Sailor Moon." - majestic

"I won't say what just in case KaineParker is reading" - Bartimaeus

"Oh no! Is there super secret ending as well? I don’t care." - Wormerine

"Get some poor minorities, that keeps WASPs away easy." - Malcador

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I'm always intrigued by these threads, it must seem very strange to have a collection of strangers congratulating one on a birthday, if you look at it objectively I mean. Personally I haven't celebrated one of mine in quite a few decades now, as father weaned me off such indulgences* as a youngster, and thus i've always thought of them as a touch too frivolous. Nevertheless congratulations Mr Avellone, i've very much enjoyed you and your colleagues work over many years, and I hope I haven't brought the threads mood down too drastically.

 

*My first celebrated birthday was at the age of seven, and that day I was not beaten by the servants, a very rare luxury. At eight I recieved only a single beating, still a very pleasant vacation. At nine I recieved only two, a nice break all told. At ten I was back to three good solid beatings a day, my father took me aside and explained that he now judged me to be a man, and so I was to make my own way in the world and earn my room and board. He leased me shortly thereafter to a coal mine in Yorkshire. Heady days.

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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I'm always intrigued by these threads, it must seem very strange to have a collection of strangers congratulating one on a birthday, if you look at it objectively I mean.

 

 

I think you just skim through it and go "oh look, strangers noticed me. Yay me" and then go on with your life.

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"The Courier was the worst of all of them. The worst by far. When he died the first time, he must have met the devil, and then killed him."

 

 

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I'm not very well experienced with birthdays, having given them up in my teen years.

 

But this is the day he gives us a present, right?

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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By the way guys, you're likely just wishing happy birthday to the wind in this thread:

 

Chris Avellone Member Since 06 Feb 2004
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Just FYI.

"Now to find a home for my other staff."
My Project Eternity Interview with Adam Brennecke

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By the way guys, you're likely just wishing happy birthday to the wind in this thread:

 

Chris Avellone Member Since 06 Feb 2004

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Just FYI.

I think MCA is stretched almost to the brink.

"To be fair, if I was married to Milla Jovovich, I would also be happy just making movies that show off her butt." - Hurlsnot

"You need to be careful, lest I write another ten page essay on mythology and how it relates to Sailor Moon." - majestic

"I won't say what just in case KaineParker is reading" - Bartimaeus

"Oh no! Is there super secret ending as well? I don’t care." - Wormerine

"Get some poor minorities, that keeps WASPs away easy." - Malcador

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By the way guys, you're likely just wishing happy birthday to the wind in this thread:

 

Chris Avellone Member Since 06 Feb 2004

Offline Last Active May 27 2014 02:27 PM

 

Just FYI.

 

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Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

 

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By the way guys, you're likely just wishing happy birthday to the wind in this thread:

 

Chris Avellone Member Since 06 Feb 2004

Offline Last Active May 27 2014 02:27 PM

 

Just FYI.

 

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That's why you invited me?

"Now to find a home for my other staff."
My Project Eternity Interview with Adam Brennecke

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