Keyrock Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 That might be the best Clueless Gamer yet. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
rjshae Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 11 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
pmp10 Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 For the GPU enthusiasts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spZJrsssPA0 3
JadedWolf Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.
ShadySands Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 (edited) http://thechive.com/2015/01/31/lets-take-a-moment-to-bask-in-the-wisdom-of-mitch-hedberg-28-photos/? Love me some Mitch Edited February 1, 2015 by ShadySands 3 Free games updated 3/4/21
Azdeus Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 (edited) http://thechive.com/2015/01/31/lets-take-a-moment-to-bask-in-the-wisdom-of-mitch-hedberg-28-photos/? Love me some Mitch Some good stuff in there, never really heard of him before Edited February 1, 2015 by Azdeus Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
ManifestedISO Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 http://thechive.com/2015/01/31/lets-take-a-moment-to-bask-in-the-wisdom-of-mitch-hedberg-28-photos/? Love me some Mitch What, c'mon, don't make me go there, I can't not investigate lingerie Sunday. Did you see that bear rug, it was massive, like a polar bear. 1 All Stop. On Screen.
Agiel Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Steven Wright is great too: But Mitch's "Saved by the Buoyancy of Citrus" is a classic: http://youtu.be/ZC-4tWx5Gv4 1 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling
Woldan Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 5 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
Azdeus Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 2 Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
Woldan Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 4 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
JadedWolf Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) Edited February 2, 2015 by JadedWolf Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.
Agiel Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) Edited February 2, 2015 by Agiel 5 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling
Rosbjerg Posted February 3, 2015 Author Posted February 3, 2015 America is experiencing a whiff of Nostalgia maybe? + Jurrasic Park and a Clinton running for presidency.. 7 Fortune favors the bald.
Blarghagh Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Is that why I've been seeing people with dirty hair and Flannel shirts again?
Azdeus Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Is that why I've been seeing people with dirty hair and Flannel shirts again? I don't know about you, but I never stopped dressing like that. /supafly Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
rjshae Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 8 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Blarghagh Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 Is that why I've been seeing people with dirty hair and Flannel shirts again? I don't know about you, but I never stopped dressing like that. /supafly It's too fancy for me. I'm all about the jeans, black T-shirts and wake-up hair. 1
LadyCrimson Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 It's too fancy for me. I'm all about the jeans, black T-shirts and wake-up hair. But (worn in) flannel is so soft...me likes it. Not that your choice isn't awesome too. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
teknoman2 Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 so true The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Azdeus Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 It's too fancy for me. I'm all about the jeans, black T-shirts and wake-up hair. Naw, man, that's too much effort - washed out jeans and flannel shirt in the morning. You only get wake-up hair if you bother with haircuts, and that's way too corporate for me man. Chicks dig long hair! Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
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