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Cute, but not really.

 

 

Was expecting the cows to have swastika patterns - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2897239/The-HERD-Reich-Farmer-forced-rid-Hitler-s-Nazi-cows-super-aggressive-breed-tried-kill-staff.html

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Coffee should not be organic, soclaly responsible, environmentally friendly, politically correct grown.

 

Coffee should not be friendly.

 

Coffee should be cultivated on the graves of angry south american revolutionaries!  It should be doused in DDT, picked by starving third world children with bleeding fingers, it should be pissed on by Juan Valdez and his donkey!

 

By the time those beans get to your kitchen, they should have gone up a food chain of such seething rage, that they jump out of the bag in an attempt to try to rip your pants down to shove your berries into the grinder...

 

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