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The Funny Things Thread

Rosbjerg
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Where is BruceVC when you need him?  :w00t:

I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

Girl with a wit. She knows D&D, plays video games, has a Zelda tattoo, and is the daughter of the inventor of the practical lightsaber. 

 

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All Stop. On Screen.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Two birds of a feather:

 

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"Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZYjIfKyinU

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    I think they call that preventive irony. There never was an Unsinkable I ... yet by naming it the "second" ... all the gremlins, demons, and luck monsters will ignore it, thinking they already destroyed the "first."  

    All Stop. On Screen.

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    "The Courier was the worst of all of them. The worst by far. When he died the first time, he must have met the devil, and then killed him."

     

     

    Is your mom hot? It may explain why guys were following her ?

     

    Coffee should not be organic, soclaly responsible, environmentally friendly, politically correct grown.

     

    Coffee should not be friendly.

     

    Coffee should be cultivated on the graves of angry south american revolutionaries!  It should be doused in DDT, picked by starving third world children with bleeding fingers, it should be pissed on by Juan Valdez and his donkey!

     

    By the time those beans get to your kitchen, they should have gone up a food chain of such seething rage, that they jump out of the bag in an attempt to try to rip your pants down to shove your berries into the grinder...

     

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

     

    That has to be scripted, right? He is taking the role of stooge to set up her joke.

     

    If not, that would be something she could have lost her job over.

    Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

     

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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    Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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