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Kaine Parker's Pretty Woman

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Richard Burton, describing Elizabeth Taylor (age 19)

 

She was so extraordinarily beautiful that I nearly laughed out loud. She... was famine, fire, destruction and plague... the only true begetter. Her breasts were apocalyptic, they would topple empires before they withered... her body was a miracle of construction... She was unquestionably gorgeous. She was lavish. She was a dark, unyielding largesse. She was, in short, too bloody much... Those huge violet blue eyes... had an odd glint... Aeons passed, civilizations came and went while these cosmic headlights examined my flawed personality. Every pockmark on my face became a crater of the moon."

 

Edited by Walsingham

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

 

Richard Burton, describing Elizabeth Taylor (age 19)

 

She was so extraordinarily beautiful that I nearly laughed out loud. She... was famine, fire, destruction and plague... the only true begetter. Her breasts were apocalyptic, they would topple empires before they withered... her body was a miracle of construction... She was unquestionably gorgeous. She was lavish. She was a dark, unyielding largesse. She was, in short, too bloody much... Those huge violet blue eyes... had an odd glint... Aeons passed, civilizations came and went while these cosmic headlights examined my flawed personality. Every pockmark on my face became a crater of the moon."

 

 

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Since the forums seems to have a thing for fit women (and because I do):

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o7ywjtWO8U

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Richard Burton, describing Elizabeth Taylor (age 19)

     

    She was so extraordinarily beautiful that I nearly laughed out loud. She... was famine, fire, destruction and plague... the only true begetter. Her breasts were apocalyptic, they would topple empires before they withered... her body was a miracle of construction... She was unquestionably gorgeous. She was lavish. She was a dark, unyielding largesse. She was, in short, too bloody much... Those huge violet blue eyes... had an odd glint... Aeons passed, civilizations came and went while these cosmic headlights examined my flawed personality. Every pockmark on my face became a crater of the moon."

     

     

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    Better visual?

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    If you're going to do it, do it right.. ;)

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I don't know why I'm suddenly taken by the young Liz Taylor. But I found this video. Reminds me so much of my youthful romances.

     

     

    There's nothing so beautiful as a really angry woman if she's in love with you.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Just started the series Continuum.

     

    It's a good show, but Rachel Nichols keeps making my genetic heredity whistle like a fire alarm.

     

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Just started the series Continuum.

     

    It's a good show, but Rachel Nichols keeps making my genetic heredity whistle like a fire alarm.

     

     

     

    That slow shot of her legs in the pilot episode? :shifty:

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    England... my England.

     

    There's something in the water here, to produce this level of crumpet. Ms. Hayley Atwell, no less.

     

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    Nazanin Boniadi

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    England... my England.

     

    There's something in the water here, to produce this level of crumpet. Ms. Hayley Atwell, no less.

     

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    She is gorgeous. I think her being part Native American gives her a very exotic quality that is sexy as hell.

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    Put some effort in to it Monte.

     

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    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

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    I take it you've seen her in Black Mirror?

     

    Boy yahowza.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    I take it you've seen her in Black Mirror?

     

    Boy yahowza.

     

    Sweeney's been the most my heart's been able to take.

     

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    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    She looks so oppressed.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    I've been scrolling through those threads for a while now. Aimlessly, indifferently...

    It was worth it.

    "There are no good reasons. Only legal ones." - Ross Scott

     It's not that I'm lazy. I just don't care.

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    I've been scrolling through those threads for a while now. Aimlessly, indifferently...

    It was worth it.

     

     

    Don't worry lad. In real life she's probably a colossal pain in the arse.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    aren't they all? isn't that what makes them so desirable? :devil:

    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

    aren't they all? isn't that what makes them so desirable? :devil:

     

    Well, I'll grant you it tends to keep things interesting.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    aren't they all? isn't that what makes them so desirable? :devil:

     

     

     

     

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    I've been scrolling through those threads for a while now. Aimlessly, indifferently...

    It was worth it.

     

     

    Don't worry lad. In real life she's probably a colossal pain in the arse.

     

    Would be a refreshing change from the fence posts, I'm sure.

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    Mrs Doubtfire started a military career?

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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