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Richard Burton, describing Elizabeth Taylor (age 19)

 

She was so extraordinarily beautiful that I nearly laughed out loud. She... was famine, fire, destruction and plague... the only true begetter. Her breasts were apocalyptic, they would topple empires before they withered... her body was a miracle of construction... She was unquestionably gorgeous. She was lavish. She was a dark, unyielding largesse. She was, in short, too bloody much... Those huge violet blue eyes... had an odd glint... Aeons passed, civilizations came and went while these cosmic headlights examined my flawed personality. Every pockmark on my face became a crater of the moon."

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Richard Burton, describing Elizabeth Taylor (age 19)

 

She was so extraordinarily beautiful that I nearly laughed out loud. She... was famine, fire, destruction and plague... the only true begetter. Her breasts were apocalyptic, they would topple empires before they withered... her body was a miracle of construction... She was unquestionably gorgeous. She was lavish. She was a dark, unyielding largesse. She was, in short, too bloody much... Those huge violet blue eyes... had an odd glint... Aeons passed, civilizations came and went while these cosmic headlights examined my flawed personality. Every pockmark on my face became a crater of the moon."

 

 

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Richard Burton, describing Elizabeth Taylor (age 19)

 

She was so extraordinarily beautiful that I nearly laughed out loud. She... was famine, fire, destruction and plague... the only true begetter. Her breasts were apocalyptic, they would topple empires before they withered... her body was a miracle of construction... She was unquestionably gorgeous. She was lavish. She was a dark, unyielding largesse. She was, in short, too bloody much... Those huge violet blue eyes... had an odd glint... Aeons passed, civilizations came and went while these cosmic headlights examined my flawed personality. Every pockmark on my face became a crater of the moon."

 

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I don't know why I'm suddenly taken by the young Liz Taylor. But I found this video. Reminds me so much of my youthful romances.

 

 

There's nothing so beautiful as a really angry woman if she's in love with you.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Just started the series Continuum.

 

It's a good show, but Rachel Nichols keeps making my genetic heredity whistle like a fire alarm.

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Just started the series Continuum.

 

It's a good show, but Rachel Nichols keeps making my genetic heredity whistle like a fire alarm.

 

 

 

That slow shot of her legs in the pilot episode? :shifty:

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Nazanin Boniadi

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England... my England.

 

There's something in the water here, to produce this level of crumpet. Ms. Hayley Atwell, no less.

 

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She is gorgeous. I think her being part Native American gives her a very exotic quality that is sexy as hell.

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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I take it you've seen her in Black Mirror?

 

Boy yahowza.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I take it you've seen her in Black Mirror?

 

Boy yahowza.

 

Sweeney's been the most my heart's been able to take.

 

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You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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I've been scrolling through those threads for a while now. Aimlessly, indifferently...

It was worth it.

 

 

Don't worry lad. In real life she's probably a colossal pain in the arse.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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aren't they all? isn't that what makes them so desirable? :devil:

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I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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aren't they all? isn't that what makes them so desirable? :devil:

 

Well, I'll grant you it tends to keep things interesting.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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aren't they all? isn't that what makes them so desirable? :devil:

 

 

 

 

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I've been scrolling through those threads for a while now. Aimlessly, indifferently...

It was worth it.

 

 

Don't worry lad. In real life she's probably a colossal pain in the arse.

 

Would be a refreshing change from the fence posts, I'm sure.

You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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