tajerio Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) Gotta love mustache boy's drawn-on mustache. Oh dear. C'mon, he looks cool. In sort of a shady porn actor-y way, but still. He does kinda look cool, but he would look a lot better if his mustache weren't drawn on with the same pencil he used for his eyeliner. Edited June 26, 2014 by tajerio 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromnir Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) Gotta love mustache boy's drawn-on mustache. Oh dear. C'mon, he looks cool. In sort of a shady porn actor-y way, but still. ... we thought the mustache were a joke, so we went to the bioware site and sure enough, the mustache seems to be legit. have seen better mustaches with wooly willy. http://www.patchproducts.com/aimg/x2_a25a785142da9f3b16a8c1038b809c81.jpg HA! Good Fun! ps perhaps june 26 is a kanadian april fools kinda thing? Edited June 26, 2014 by Gromnir 1 "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927) "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Gotta love mustache boy's drawn-on mustache. Oh dear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdHG041VtkE "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labadal Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Gotta love mustache boy's drawn-on mustache. Oh dear. At this point, BW must be trolling us. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromnir Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 there is a dorian thread at bsn, but it appears that it very quickly turned into a gay-romance thread, so we kinda lost interest in reading further than page five of 240+. HA! Good Fun! 1 "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927) "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 What would a fake France be without a stereotypical fake French man; from now I dub Dorian sir LePew. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humanoid Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Bethesda games have constantly massively outsold bioware games. Better to follow their mass market appeal. Besides NV already showed they do it better anyway. Despite the pro-romance equals more sales crowd likes to claim, romances have not caused bioware games to sell more or nail the mass market. No no, it just goes to show that the, erm, "physical" side of romance (via mods) sell far better than the emotional side of it. 1 L I E S T R O N GL I V E W R O N G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barothmuk Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Damn, all these new characters. They're so... so... Bioware. They're like a mean parody of Bioware characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryy Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Gotta love mustache boy's drawn-on mustache. Oh dear. Dude looks great. At this point, BW must be trolling us. I doubt people make million dollar games "to troll". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist II Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I await the inevitable machinima videos of these companions. Should be hilarious what some people can come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Gotta love mustache boy's drawn-on mustache. Oh dear. C'mon, he looks cool. In sort of a shady porn actor-y way, but still. He looks like he'd deliver a pizza... with extra sausage. 3 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labadal Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Gotta love mustache boy's drawn-on mustache. Oh dear. Dude looks great. At this point, BW must be trolling us. I doubt people make million dollar games "to troll". I'm mostly talking about the writing. I will probably buy this down the road, but the writing in their last few games has been less than stellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManifestedISO Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 I cannot express the sadness that image elicits. And right after a bit of renewed faith following E3. Son of a jesus sausage pizza ... *sigh* 1 All Stop. On Screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGX-17 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) RPgs will better off without those losers. I don't mind romances (because they tend to add solid C&C and hot babes)Bold emphasis my own for reasons that should be clear given the following: You know 99.999% of humanity now considers you one of "those losers" thanks to that statement? there is a dorian thread at bsn, but it appears that it very quickly turned into a gay-romance thread, so we kinda lost interest in reading further than page five of 240+. HA! Good Fun! A gay romance thread? On BSN? About a douche with a fauxhawk? NO. ****ING. WAY. Lesson to be learned: Don't be a ****ing ****, get a real mohawk or just carry a sign saying "I will gladly take anything up the ass you have on offer." Edited June 27, 2014 by AGX-17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist II Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Dorian will take that under advisement when he delivers your pizza with extra sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
licketysplit Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Gotta love mustache boy's drawn-on mustache. Oh dear. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) Edited June 27, 2014 by Calax 3 Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Gotta love mustache boy's drawn-on mustache. Oh dear. Brylcreem? 2 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Damn, all these new characters. They're so... so... Bioware. They're like a mean parody of Bioware characters. Yeah, I had to do a double take at this guy. I'm going to have to change my expectations to something like a fantasy version of the original batman series, apparently. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Just to point out the level of ridiculousness about that character's description and design, we can start by looking at this guy: See him? Notice his dignified, but yet slightly arrogant composure? That guy sure looks like stuck up nobleman, living in his secluded ivory tower all while he fails to notice that the world around him has moved on. Well, let me introduce you to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_de_Sade this is a guy that were too revolutionary for the french revolution, this is the guy how amassed massive orgies while writing literature, this the guy who had sex with 14 year old girls in his 60's, all while practicing sodomy with his male servants just balance things out. Where do you think the very words 'Sadist' and 'Sadism' comes from? Still, all while this guy who was debouchary incarnate, manages to give a more solemn and serene impression in his portrait than a caricature french guy of a fake France. 2 "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofAnakin Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Gotta love mustache boy's drawn-on mustache. Oh dear. Is this really a character in Inquisition? He better have a Spanish accent and offer a rose to every female character he comes across. 1 "Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serrano Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 With any luck it's just the quotes that are bad. I mean Mass Effect 2, Dragon Age Origins and Dragon Age 2 all had less than perfect marketing campaigns. It's usually the gameplay interviews with the devs that show off what is good about Bioware titles and a trailer or two to get people excited. The "Awesome Button", hard rock music video, that video interview where someone was talking about cannibal Hawke ect are all par for the course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 With any luck it's just the quotes that are bad. I mean Mass Effect 2, Dragon Age Origins and Dragon Age 2 all had less than perfect marketing campaigns. It's usually the gameplay interviews with the devs that show off what is good about Bioware titles and a trailer or two to get people excited. The "Awesome Button", hard rock music video, that video interview where someone was talking about cannibal Hawke ect are all par for the course. This guy failed long before he reached the marketing department, unless he was originally conceived by them. 1 You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bos_hybrid Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Despite the pro-romance equals more sales crowd likes to claim, romances have not caused bioware games to sell more or nail the mass market. Can you provide some links to support that because I don't believe it. Romance is one of main reasons that a large segment of Bioware fans support there games. But I can't say its the only reason because many people would still buy there games if Romance was excluded. I guess you would have to do a poll where you have 4 factors and you ask people to rate them in order of significance around what is the most important consideration when they buy an RPG? Romance would obviously be one of the four Romance is a niche Bruce, not a mass market draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serrano Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) Nepenthe, on 27 Jun 2014 - 10:54 AM, said: This guy failed long before he reached the marketing department, unless he was originally conceived by them. You don't know that though. Sure, he looks a bit silly in that picture but he may have good lines and a good voice actor. He may actually look okay when you're playing and he may have some great armour. He could be based on the old fashioned gentleman archetype rather than the smug rogue who annoys people rather than amuses and the picture may not reflect that. We don't know very much about what he or the pirate will actually be like until we see them in-game. Edited June 27, 2014 by Serrano 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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