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Not only did I shamelessly rip off KaineParker's Hopefully Attractive Women Thread previously with my Keyrock's Hopefully Attractive Rodent Thread, I am now shamelessly ripping off my own thread which was itself a shameless rip off of another thread.  Next level ripping off, get the sensation!

 

Anyway, why am I making a thread dedicated to pictures of alpacas?  The correct question is:  Why wouldn't I make a thread dedicated to pictures of alpacas?  Alpacas are awesome looking.  They bring smiles to the faces of children, adults, elderly, men, and women alike.  Put it this way:  If you're having a bad day and you're sad or angry, just look at some pictures of alpacas.  If you're still sad or angry after looking at pictures of alpacas then you should seriously consider seeking professional help, because there are likely deeply rooted psychological issues.

 

Stylish Alpaca

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Furby Alpaca

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80s Rocker Alpaca

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That is one stylish alpaca.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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 I had never heard of them before, they look cute. I wonder if they can be eaten and what they taste like?

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"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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They're camellids, so it would be like eating camel. Their larger cousins tend to get eaten more than alpacas though, especially given the price of alpaca fibre.

 

In any case Llama are where it's at for even toed Andean ungulates, and always will be. They had religious figures named after them, were intricately involved in the development of the good SimCitys and can spit comically in Captain Haddocks' face at inopportune moments. They even have the best scientific name of anything, anywhere, Lama glama.

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That alpaca is all like don't be bringin' that weak **** round here.

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Shouldn't you update your avatar then Keyrock?

It would take a really special alpaca to replace sleepy rat.

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The Cudfather starring Al Pacano?

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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I have to say that the photos of these animals really grow on you with there cuteness factor, can you post some pictures of Cria's (the name given to baby Alpaca's..I had to look that one up :) )

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"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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I have the impossible urge to stew and eat an alpaca.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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