Walsingham Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 ROFL etc. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Rostere Posted January 27, 2014 Posted January 27, 2014 This video has circulated on Facebook in Sweden recently: "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"
Walsingham Posted January 27, 2014 Posted January 27, 2014 http://youtu.be/HB9V5VlAwM4 Worst starwars themed media since that advert with Yoda in it. 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Woldan Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 And splitting logs with a shotgun. 3 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
Elerond Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 (edited) And splitting logs with a shotgun. That is almost as useful as Christmas tree made from detonation cord http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8CBXHzLssc Edited January 28, 2014 by Elerond 3
IndiraLightfoot Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 I want to see that as a spell in PE! Particle FX-guys at Obsidian, get to work! *** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" ***
Nonek Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 Overheard at work this morning: IT Gent - What are your spec's? Colleague - Erm...bi-focals...why? Cracked me up. 3 Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot!
Raithe Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 (edited) This one just amused me.. http://youtu.be/8sx5fDGbVoQ http://youtu.be/2Bls1KKDwmo Edited January 28, 2014 by Raithe 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
LadyCrimson Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Raithe Posted January 29, 2014 Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) 1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefullyin his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."--Author Unknown2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get aheadache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two" and "Keepaway from children." --Author Unknown3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a supportgroup for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."--Drew Carey4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not adesirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. Atthe end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --JeffFoxworthy5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and savingan infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without evenconsidering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we shouldtreat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you,they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay,and the day before they leave you, they should have to find you atemp."--Bob Ettinger7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when her parents took her outin the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't tryingto teach you how to swim.'" --Paula Poundstone "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbalskills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study:"Duh."--Conan O'Brien9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfwaythrough my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slowlearner."--Lynda Montgomery10) "I think I know how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in NewYork said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn'tcold enough. Let's go west.'" --Richard Jeni11) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all theimpersonators would be dead." --Johnny Carson12) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."--Paul Rodriguez13) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida , but they turnedsixty and that's the law." --Jerry Seinfeld14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case offire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest totallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"--Warren Hutcherson15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is thesame."--Oscar Wilde16) "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member ofCongress. But I repeat myself." --Mark Twain17) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student! Atleast they can find Afghanistan ." --A. Whitney Brown18) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will giveyou a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought ofthat!'" --Dave Barry19) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease"was taken. --Unknown, presumed deceased20) "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll haveanother beer." -- W. C. Fields Edited January 29, 2014 by Raithe "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Walsingham Posted January 30, 2014 Posted January 30, 2014 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger I believe I already discussed how I think being fired is like being dumped. This merely addresses it from the other direction. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
HoonDing Posted January 30, 2014 Posted January 30, 2014 Ben Kingsley's career really has gone off the deep end. 2 The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Rosbjerg Posted January 31, 2014 Author Posted January 31, 2014 Nerdy pickup-lines 1 Fortune favors the bald.
Woldan Posted January 31, 2014 Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA8DNf_qxNs I wish I could have been there with my railroad hammer. Edited January 31, 2014 by Woldan I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
BruceVC Posted February 1, 2014 Posted February 1, 2014 Guys if you enjoy cute dog videos you need to watch this and read the history underneath the video http://za.news.yahoo.com/video/german-shepherd-caught-red-nosed-103322010.html 1 "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela
HoonDing Posted February 1, 2014 Posted February 1, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sw1JtJ5M38 'MERICA The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Gorgon Posted February 1, 2014 Posted February 1, 2014 No injuries 1 Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
kalimeeri Posted February 1, 2014 Posted February 1, 2014 Guys if you enjoy cute dog videos you need to watch this and read the history underneath the video http://za.news.yahoo.com/video/german-shepherd-caught-red-nosed-103322010.html That video looks a bit staged, if you ask me. No dog would calmly sit there with such a thing over her head when it was so easily gotten off, unless she was told to. That said, I did see a version of what I think was the same dog... in which she had her head legitimately stuck in a box, and the poor thing bolting off across the house in terror (only to land in the back yard swimming pool--not very funny at all). So far I haven't been able to re-locate the link, but the clip was part of a video montage. Maybe this family wanted to recreate the incident in a less dangerous way.
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