The Funny Things Thread.

Cultist · January 20, 2014

TrashMan · January 21, 2014

TrashMan · January 21, 2014

There is no kill like overkill:

Walsingham · January 21, 2014

I have selflessly checked the first 5. Ghandi can check the rest.

rjshae · January 21, 2014

There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from limited data

Raithe · January 21, 2014

http://youtu.be/iyqfHvoUtkU

rjshae · January 21, 2014

The French are revolting...

Delayed Ryanair passengers loot drinks trolley and steal cigarettes in 'barbaric' revolt

Woldan · January 22, 2014

Theres-plenty-of-fish-in-the-sea-sadly-t

Mor · January 22, 2014

http://youtu.be/iyqfHvoUtkU

Those must be professionals dancers, because there is no way i am going to believe that those are one of those star wars fans with storm trooper costumes at home. I did several clips for my family/friends special occasions, which were very good for non-pro(we even got couple of them on vimeo), so I have no problem to imagine how with some tools, creativity and a lot LOT of time everyone can make something memorable, if the put their mind to it. But I must say BS on group choreography, you need a great bit of dancing experience to make anything, we slaved for days, even borrowed a session with the wedding dance instructors for this and despite what every loved one claim, you can easily spot that we were no pros, its ovbious from the little things.

Anyway, if those guys in the clip are not pros, I'll buy and eat my hat off!

Woldan · January 22, 2014

Amentep · January 22, 2014

They misspelled "Charlton".

http://youtu.be/9LUv3kbmNfg

Edited January 22, 2014 by Amentep

Gfted1 · January 22, 2014

^He looks like Hagrid. :lol:

Malcador · January 22, 2014

And our mayor's at it again.

Serrano · January 22, 2014

I was thinking he looked remarkably like Danny Trejo actually

Edited January 22, 2014 by Serrano

Gfted1 · January 22, 2014

I was thinking he looked remarkably like Danny Trejo actually

That was a stealth edit by Amentep. Alan Moore looks like Hagrid.

Amentep · January 22, 2014

Yeah sorry, I was still in the edit time window and had seen the Arnold video and decided instead of double posting I'd edit my original.

Alan Moore does look a bit like the film Hagrid, yeah.

Mind you he's always looked like that; I remember the first picture I saw of him back in the 80s he looked like a bearded long haired floating head (thanks to wearing a black shirt against a black background) so its not a new look, really.

AGX-17 · January 23, 2014

http://imgur.com/a/wuLsm

Woldan · January 23, 2014

From: Justin Flecker
Date: Sunday 6 May 2012 6.52pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Lamp

I received your note but you cant go onto other peoples property and take things, that's trespassing. Massanutten is a wooded area and I installed that light for security. It's a safety issue. I can't help it if some of the light goes across the road, close your curtains if it bothers you.
From: David Thorne
Date: Sunday 6 May 2012 7.41pm
To: Justin Flecker
Subject: Re: Lamp

Hello Justin,
Thank you for your email. While I accept that curtains are usually the key to community accord, in this instance they would need to be constructed of eight-inch-thick lead sheeting. Last night, with my curtains closed and bedside light off, I read a book. Wearing sunglasses. Under a blanket.
Though unconvinced that blinding local fauna is the best solution, I do understand the heightened need for security living in a wooded area such as the gated community of Massanutten demands. Having formerly lived my entire life in Australia, I am unfamiliar with much of the local wildlife but I did see my first raccoon last week. I stepped outside to have a cigarette and the raccoon, sitting less than five feet away beside an up-ended bin eating the remains of a Domino's Artisan Tuscan Salami pizza, hissed at me. Surprised, I threw myself backwards, rolled several times toward the door, and sprang to my feet holding the welcome-mat above my head to appear taller. Sometime during the roll-spring-mat maneuver, probably during the roll part as it was over gravel and I was wearing shorts and a thin t-shirt so I had to take it slow, the raccoon left. Which probably isn’t as exciting a story as it should be but this isn't Borneo and I’m not Jack London.
I did see a snake the other day though. I picked up a stick to poke it with which also turned out to be a snake. Jumping back in panic, I threw it away from me, but our dog thought I was playing fetch and I had to run and jump over a creek to get away.
As such, this weekend I intend to set up a canister of poisonous gas in my yard with an industrial fan behind it. I can't help it if some of the gas goes across the road.
Regards, David.
From: Justin Flecker
Date: Monday 7 May 2012 2.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Lamp

Is that meant to be a threat? Put something up in your window if you don't like the light, we lived here 5 years before you even moved into the neighborhood and got along perfectly with Ryan who lived at your property before you. We went to his BBQ's and I loaned him our mower. We get along with all our neighbors. I dont know what you people do in your own country but in this country we dont go onto other peoples property and touch their stuff.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 7 May 2012 3.37pm
To: Justin Flecker
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,
In my country, terawatt globes are reserved for police helicopter chases and warning sailors of hazardous shoals. This is despite the fact that practically every living creature there can kill you in under three minutes. Our primary spoken language is screaming.
I'm not surprised you get along well with all the other neighbours. If you put fifty children with Down's syndrome in a room there is going to be a lot of hugging.
And no, it was not a threat. It was an exaggerated response to an uncompromising stance. I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.
I did consider installing a floodlight as bright as yours, but this would require some form of carrying things, electrical wiring knowledge, and access to a power supply capable of producing that amount of wattage. Probably fusion. As I am told off by my partner for wasting money when I leave the light on in the bathroom overnight, I can only speculate to what her reaction would be to an electricity bill eight times our annual income for retaliatory garden lighting. She would probably have to get a third job.
It would be much cheaper to stand in my driveway and throw rocks. I can't help it if some of the rocks go across the road. You should probably put something up in your window.
Regards, David.
From: Justin Flecker
Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 10.01am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Did you take our lamp again ****? What part about not being allowed to go on our property don't you get?
From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 10.32am
To: Justin Flecker
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,
No, I did not take the light again. I relocated it again. Its current location may be discovered by deciphering the following set of clues to its whereabouts. Perhaps you could invite your friend Ryan over and treat it as a kind of treasure hunt:
1. It's in the letterbox again.
2. Look in the letterbox.
As I realise this probably won't narrow it down much for you, I will give you a third clue in the form of a riddle:
What burns with the light of a thousand suns and is in the letterbox?
Regards, David.
From: Justin Flecker
Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 11.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

I put a smaller lamp in so you can shut the **** up now. Don't email me again and if you ever trespass on our property again I will press charges.
From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 8 2012 12.02pm
To: Justin Flecker
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,
What if I have a barbecue and need to send you an invitation? Is it ok to email you then?
Regards, David.
From: Justin Flecker
Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 12.18pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

No it's not ok.
From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 12.27pm
To: Justin Flecker
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,
What if I need to borrow your lawn-mower? I can't invite people over for a barbecue and expect them to stand in long grass. Someone might be bitten by a snake. It's a safety issue.
Regards, David.
From: Justin Flecker
Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 3.26pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

**** off back to Austria.

LadyCrimson · January 24, 2014

So, I don't keep up with reddit or his YouTube uploads (forgot he had one...), so pardon if everyone's already seen it 20 times, but I had to post it. Also, now I'm caught on up on his silly YT one-liner vids ("put that cookie down!" :lol: ), the stogie and the tank, and a couple long reddit AMA's. Which was all awesome.

Serrano · January 24, 2014

Malcador · January 24, 2014

Gorgon · January 24, 2014

The guy with the floodlights has a blog filled with masterfully sardonic emails I think, if that's the guy. Hilarious.

AGX-17 · January 24, 2014

The guy with the floodlights has a blog filled with masterfully sardonic emails I think, if that's the guy. Hilarious.

http://www.27bslash6.com/

January 24, 2014

What I love the most in that is how nobody in the office seem to give a damn, just another day in paradise

Woldan · January 24, 2014

Goddamn shyte, I just shaved my beard off. Thanks.

Edited January 24, 2014 by Woldan

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