Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Obsidian Forum Community

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
The Community Blog (An Invitation)
New Community Blog (The Unintentional Gatekeeping of Video Games)

The Funny Things Thread.

Rosbjerg
in Way Off-Topic

Featured Replies

10170735_10152129120078581_2897722073839

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    •
    • Like 4

    79lbRr1.jpg

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    •
    • Like 2

    p00.jpg

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    •
    • Like 3

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ln792T4M8g

     

    For some reason, I find his zen calm and dignified bearing incredibly hilarious. Also, am I the only one who thinks the resemblance is uncanny?

     

    768e8e5f80aef70a754a34d8febe79c9.jpg

    "Lulz is not the highest aspiration of art and mankind, no matter what the Encyclopedia Dramatica says."

     

    •
    • Like 4

    I must say, one of the finest illustrations of a Slayer I have ever seen.

     

    Edit: Don King Cat?

    Edited by Nonek

    Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

    I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

     

    Tea for the teapot!

    •
    • Like 1
    SVHENs7.jpg

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    • Like 1

    ...and so is arsenic...

     

    tumblr_n554d9NiYc1qzag1wo1_500.jpg

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    •
    • Like 2

    tumblr_n5230zkBdP1qzag1wo1_500.jpg

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    •
    • Like 3

    There is nothing funny about bipedal bald eagles.

     

    IMG_5995_zps1cf06bdc.jpg

     

    And in case you correctly noted it is incorrect to wear our flag, the manufacturer says:

     

     

    He will come with the cape but it will be a very slightly altered version of what is shown here so that it’s not an actual American flag. We don’t want to offend or upset anyone by using the actual flag for something other than in was originally intended.

     

    All Stop. On Screen.

    •
    • Like 2
    • Author

    FQZLe2M.jpg

    Fortune favors the bald.

    •
    • Like 7

    • Like 1

    OCzH2Ih.jpg

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    •
    • Like 7

    Japan is leaking.

    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

    Eurovision

    10365767_310566475763506_148297507947837

    OCzH2Ih.jpg

    God is Jerry Garcia?  I always suspected, but now it's been confirmed.

    JerryGarcia.jpg

    sky_twister_suzu.gif.bca4b31c6a14735a9a4b5a279a428774.gif
    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

    • Like 1

    God is Gaben.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    • Author

    Yeah..

    z9V4Mwn.gif

     

    Would not advice with my friends, they would murder her right then and there - too many zombie games.

    Fortune favors the bald.

    •
    • Like 3

    20140512.gif

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    3939990222_67301e9547.jpg
     

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    •
    • Like 1

    Lord Humungus rocks.

    Indeed. I have increased and improved my lifting regime so I can go as Humungus at next years Halloween party. Not that I can match the physique of a professional bodybuilder but I'm actually not that far from it either.

    Edited by Woldan

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    Guest
    This topic is now closed to further replies.
    https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/64946-the-funny-things-thread/
    Go to topic listing

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.