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KaineParker's Hopefully Attractive Women Thread Episode IV: A New Grope

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To roughly translate the text from the top picture;

"Jag er ikke noe skjønnhetsideal, det prøver jeg heller ikke å bli"

"I'm not a beauty ideal, and I'm not trying to be one"

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

@oby. Care to comment on your 'transition' from girl to not actually a girl? Because you are seriously hung up on female ideals. I'm getting a serious Bradley Manning vibe here.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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@oby. Care to comment on your 'transition' from girl to not actually a girl? Because you are seriously hung up on female ideals. I'm getting a serious Bradley Manning vibe here.

oby is Bradley Manning.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    Hasn't oby always been a male ? 

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    here's one for Woldan

     

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    good thing it's only a drawing  :teehee:

     

    A shame the proportions are off, otherwise I would have really liked this pic... :getlost:

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    The "right" type of fitness girls > all (imo).

     

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    Not as disturbing as the other Russian's pictures.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    That's why I say "right" kind of fitness chick. No man-arms and not dry and veiny like a fitness competitor.

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    Yup. I do like it when they work their butts to a large and firm shape.

     

    Redheads still reign supreme, IMO.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    That's why I say "right" kind of fitness chick. No man-arms and not dry and veiny like a fitness competitor.

     

    Give her a pump, slap some oil on her and get the right lighting, and see if you still believe that.

     

    edit: she's smoking hot, but girls don't get much more muscular than that without the magic stack. Look at those shoulders.

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    - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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    Give her a pump, slap some oil on her and get the right lighting, and see if you still believe that.

     

    Dehydrate her, don't feed salt for a day, burn a tad more body fat %... I know how it works.

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    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    The first pic reminds me of this:

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    dem nipplz

     

    staring at me  :aiee:

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    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    lucia-cifarelli_480_poster.jpg

    Have you been hitting the fetish sites?

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Have you been hitting the fetish sites?

     

     

    Haha! No, it's one of the first results of images I found of Lucia Cifarelli, the the vocalist from KMFDM. :)

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    Science and Art meet.. to Shoot Kate Upton in a Bikini.. in Zero Gravity.

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    ^ Whoever thought that up deserves a medal.

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    Got that issue in the post today. The "Upton in Space" ... spread, is not as endearing as one would hope. Not bad, but not really out of this world. Maybe I'm losing it, but Benedict Cumberbatch's otter-face lank is more attractive than much of the same-old, same-old swimsuit edition. No I'm lying.  

    All Stop. On Screen.

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    googled "Kate Upton", and apparently, not counting her bosoms, this is what she's most famous for
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfOBSW-YFs

     

    I guess she's kinda cute, when she's not wearing a bikini  :geek:

    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

    She's actually a pretty decent interview.  Much geekier than you would expect.

     

     

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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