BruceVC Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Another reason to just not make jokes. Also, it's raining all day today so say the forecast - this is good as there will be less trick or treaters out, hopefully. Or at the very least, they'll be miserable. Malc I'll tell you something interesting, do you know you can make many jokes in life that aren't about the abuse of women? In South Africa there is a "joke" that has been around for ages "What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes" "Nothing she has already been told twice" If I hear that joke from people I make a point of saying that type of humour is unacceptable and not funny. It may sound embarrassing in a public gathering, like a barbeque, to put a damper on a "humorous" vibe but that's the decision myself and others have made about certain topics that people still joke about "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 insert snappy topical joke here"Rape is never funny, unless you're raped by a clown" (oh how I hate that joke, it isn't even funny)insert anecdote about personal life here "I did some things and then went back to bed" or "spent most of my day browsing this forum like a junkie. Also, I took a long walk with my friend because it's wise to make use of what light there is in winter when you are at risk from SAD. Made my own dinner" (actually that was yesterday)insert funny or self-depreciating comment in order to get people to like me better "I might shake up this post by deconstructing it, it will be so meta!" or "My life is so interesting, lol"return to voicing opinions in treads to help alienate others. "EA sucks balls" It seems that JFSOCC has finally gone insane. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "Am I phrasing in the most negative light for them? Yes, but it's not untrue." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 He's a bot and his code is showing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 insert snappy topical joke here "Rape is never funny, unless you're raped by a clown" (oh how I hate that joke, it isn't even funny) insert anecdote about personal life here "I did some things and then went back to bed" or "spent most of my day browsing this forum like a junkie. Also, I took a long walk with my friend because it's wise to make use of what light there is in winter when you are at risk from SAD. Made my own dinner" (actually that was yesterday) insert funny or self-depreciating comment in order to get people to like me better "I might shake up this post by deconstructing it, it will be so meta!" or "My life is so interesting, lol" return to voicing opinions in treads to help alienate others. "EA sucks balls" Well we all tend to disagree on certain topics but it doesn't mean we don't respect or like each other on this forum Like the "EA sucks balls" discussion "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Malc I'll tell you something interesting, do you know you can make many jokes in life that aren't about the abuse of women? Well, it was a facetious comment on the idea that someone will always get offended it seems. But how nice to know you have a good social conscience. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 If I hear that joke from people I make a point of saying that type of humour is unacceptable and not funny. To you maybe, but I'd rather not take something and make it "untouchable" in that way. It'll just give the opposition more fuel for their fires. And deprive the rest of us some good laughs! A classic for you; You know what the difference is between a black guy and a basketball? You're not allowed to kick the basketball. Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 My personal favourite among jokes that are too awful to tell is the dead baby variant. For example, you know what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Malc I'll tell you something interesting, do you know you can make many jokes in life that aren't about the abuse of women? Well, it was a facetious comment on the idea that someone will always get offended it seems. But how nice to know you have a good social conscience. Thanks Malc, and its nice to know that you know I have a social conscience...that's really nice to know "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 The one about Jews and pizzas has to be one of the worst ones I've heard. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 This early morning (and yesterday morning) is proving once again that I feel the cold more as I get older. Or whatever. Mostly when I first wake up. Crank that heater! Also...is there an acceptable age in the US where a woman can stop shaving her legs all the time? Guys can just grow socially acceptable rock star beards if they don't feel like shaving...not fair. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) Also...is there an acceptable age in the US where a woman can stop shaving her legs all the time? Guys can just grow socially acceptable rock star beards if they don't feel like shaving...not fair. I don't know how age affects things, but based to the various women with whom I've been close enough to have knowledge of their shaving practices, the acceptable time for not shaving (or, well, shaving only for special occassions) is known as "winter." I can see how that might not work so well in California. Edited October 31, 2013 by Enoch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Enoch, thanks to you, if my girlfriend skips shaving, I'm now going to say "Winter is Coming". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFSOCC Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 It seems that JFSOCC has finally gone insane.I am Cornholio! Bring me TP for my bunghole! He's a bot and his code is showing.My code is being updated soon. Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.---Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Also...is there an acceptable age in the US where a woman can stop shaving her legs all the time? Guys can just grow socially acceptable rock star beards if they don't feel like shaving...not fair. I don't know how age affects things, but based to the various women with whom I've been close enough to have knowledge of their shaving practices, the acceptable time for not shaving (or, well, shaving only for special occassions) is known as "winter." I can see how that might not work so well in California. Also, I should add that some of us have facial hair growth patterns that look faintly ridiculous when not supressed. I'm a month into my present beard, and "rock star" isn't exactly a term I would use to describe it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Mine was described as "when you're older you can be santa claus". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Mine was described as "when you're older you can be santa claus". Mine is often described as " are you a pedophile?" 1 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) What I did today is 160kg dead lifts 5 reps 3 stints and I almost passed out each time I lifted the barbell. I'll probably never figure out how other lifters can lift weights far beyond 180kgs so easily, thats just totally insane. Lifting beyond 150 feels like standing up while having an intense seizure that almost makes you crap out your guts. I wonder how lifting 200kg+ feels like. Edited October 31, 2013 by Woldan 1 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I get a patchy beard that makes me look like a homeless person. I try to stay clean shaven. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 What I did today is 160kg dead lifts 5 reps 3 stints and I almost passed out each time I lifted the barbell. I'll probably never figure out how other lifters can lift weights far beyond 180kgs so easily, thats just totally insane. Lifting beyond 150 feels like standing up while having an intense seizure that almost makes you crap out your guts. I wonder how lifting 200kg+ feels like. Well then don't do it. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labadal Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Someone tried to access my steam account so I had to change my password for the first time in five years. Took a trip to the city and had lunch with the family for a change. Had a really tasty pizza. It's the only thing I have eaten today. Need to change my eating habits, but it'll never happen. Also ordered a few games and a memory card for a PlayStation Vita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Took an exam. Going to unwind by watching a movie. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "Am I phrasing in the most negative light for them? Yes, but it's not untrue." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Working on the house this weekend. I'm going to start clearing some trees to make a pasture. I'm going to try cutting my own fence posts from the felled trees. I've never done anything like that before. Should be interesting. It would definitely be efficient. Whatever is left over I'll split for firewood. I try not to waste if I can help it. 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 All this Halloween stuff has been a bit exhausting, but my kids look good. Thankfully my school district was smart enough to schedule a staff workday tomorrow instead of a regular school day, so that should be pretty relaxing. Sitting in meetings is a cake walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Someone tried to access my steam account so I had to change my password for the first time in five years. Always remember to change your passwords every now and then. Alas the rain stopped, so will be more kids out, feh Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 A bunch of kids just showed up at my door wanting candy, felt like I was in a movie or something. That's not a Danish tradition, well it is now apparently. They must have been sorely disappointed with my random assortment of fruit. 1 Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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