LadyCrimson Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 How is one to recognize the blissful moments as being blissful if there are never any moments of at least mild annoyance? 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I had giant ants in my roof. I had to poison them all, worked like a charm but I still feel guilty over that cruel insect genocide. I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Going to watch Agents of Shield. I had giant ants in my roof. I had to poison them all, worked like a charm but I still feel guilty over that cruel insect genocide. I recommend having a stiff drink and/or getting laid to crush that guilt. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "I'm gonna hunt you down so that I can slap you square in the mouth." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "Am I phrasing in the most negative light for them? Yes, but it's not untrue." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgambit Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Going to watch Agents of Shield. I had giant ants in my roof. I had to poison them all, worked like a charm but I still feel guilty over that cruel insect genocide. I recommend having a stiff drink and/or getting laid to crush that guilt. Or you could watch this so you can see them take their revenge http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2PLls02gOU 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I have absolutely no guilt when it comes to ant genocide if they're being an indoor home problem. Or roaches. I would if it was jumping spiders, but if there was a plethora of those in the house I'd leave them alone and just have fun watching them jump around the furniture. And take pictures. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Going to watch Agents of Shield. I had giant ants in my roof. I had to poison them all, worked like a charm but I still feel guilty over that cruel insect genocide. I recommend having a stiff drink and/or getting laid to crush that guilt. I can't! I see the countless faces of innocent baby ants I killed everywhere every day! Make them go away! Pleeease, god! I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I sometimes feel I ought to feel guilty about all the ants I've killed. But I simply can't be bothered. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Living on the countryside there's a yearly migration of ants into our house around springtime, and if we're not paying attention the little buggers get inside and set up shop. But we've got defences, oh yes! Homemade ant"poison"; Potatostarch and sugar. The little bastards never knew what hit them! They eat the starch wich makes them BLOW UP FROM THE INSIDE! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! That'll teach them bastards to stay away from my buns! Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) I can't! I see the countless faces of innocent baby ants I killed everywhere every day! Make them go away! Pleeease, god! Listen and learn, but do not feel guilt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2mmTDT6W7E Edited September 27, 2013 by Monte Carlo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I dread the ant insurgency every summer. Turned the entire cluttered kitchen over and vinegared the counters (I read this messes with their trails and they kind of don't like the scent) to fight them. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) Hope they're ants and not termites... Anyhow, speaking of bugs, insects, arachnids, etc... I had to kill a spider (he made a web on one of my comic books. Which you know on the one hand could have kept them safe if there was an invasion of silverfish, but also no one likes to read a webby comic unless its THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN in which case its at least ironic). I was sad, but he was too small and fast to capture (read I tried to capture and release but accidentally squashed him). There was a yellow and black "writing" spider building a web outside one of the windows though. Edited September 27, 2013 by Amentep I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) Wow I am really spoilt for choice this weekend, check out what I'm doing this http://www.sexpo.co.za/ Sex and lifestyle exhibition https://h2oparty.com/ Outdoor dance event, check out the gallery. Its there 15 year anniversary so it will be epic http://www.tasteofjoburg.com/ Food and drink expo Edited September 27, 2013 by BruceVC 1 "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serrano Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Wow I am really spoilt for choice this weekend, check out what I'm doing this http://www.sexpo.co.za/ Sex and lifestyle exhibition I was quite envious until a picture came up of some old naked dude getting an autograph from two women sitting at a table. God help you sir, what is seen cannot be unseen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Wow I am really spoilt for choice this weekend, check out what I'm doing this http://www.sexpo.co.za/ Sex and lifestyle exhibition I was quite envious until a picture came up of some old naked dude getting an autograph from two women sitting at a table. God help you sir, what is seen cannot be unseen. No Sexpo is cool One of my friends is a professional pole dance so we always support her. Plus there are always international Porn stars walking around who are always great fun to chat to "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serrano Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I hope you have a good time, all three do sound like fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I hope you have a good time, all three do sound like fun. Thx I'm looking forward to H20 the most, the event is held at a water world so there are all these pools and different dance areas, plus many hot ladies in Bikinis . I have Monday off work so I can recover as H20 will be a looooong party "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 The things people do. Wonder if they still have a similar show here in Toronto - last I heard of it was about 5-6 years ago. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Meh, asking someone what it is like to have sex with three guys on camera doesn't sound like loads of fun. I prefer to party and have sex myself. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "I'm gonna hunt you down so that I can slap you square in the mouth." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "Am I phrasing in the most negative light for them? Yes, but it's not untrue." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Meh, asking someone what it is like to have sex with three guys on camera doesn't sound like loads of fun. I prefer to party and have sex myself. No that's not what I ask them, give me some credit I like to joke with people and normally people avoid the Porn stars or ask embarrassing questions. So typically I would walk up to them and say something like ( the girls walk around promoting there movies ) "Hi Ladies " "Oh hi " "I'm a big fan of your movies, its great to have people of your prestigious position in the country" " Oh thanks, we having a swell time" " Wasn't your movie the one that got the award for its accurate portrayal of the struggle women face in the 21st centuary against social discrimination. Your movie really highlights the need for serious and systemic changes in our modern era" "Errr....mmm...no we are porn stars " Anyway it is much funnier when you see it in person "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 mkay Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Isn't that a bit mean? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Isn't that a bit mean? mkay Okay I need to clarify my point as I see I'm being misunderstood I ask them something funny and harmless that they have never been asked before. I don't mention Porn at all. They laugh and thinks its very cool, its a nice change for them and what they are normally asked "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 So you're a real life SJW then ? Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted September 27, 2013 Author Share Posted September 27, 2013 "What kind of post modern feminist rally is this!?" 3 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I've just realized how creepy those big smilies look. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "I'm gonna hunt you down so that I can slap you square in the mouth." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "Am I phrasing in the most negative light for them? Yes, but it's not untrue." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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