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Keyrock's Hopefully Attractive Rodent Thread

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Blatantly ripping off the hopefully attractive women thread, here's a collection of cuddly rodents:

 

Rat cuteness:

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Hamster cuteness:

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Beaver cuteness:

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Capybara cuteness:

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"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

It's better than oby's blatant ripoff.

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"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

Awesome :grin:

 

Just remember to keep if "PG" and "PC" ;)

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Vole cuteness:

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Guinea Pig cuteness:

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Porcupine cuteness:

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:wub:

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

Sure that last one is a porcupine? Looks like a ring in from family Hedgehogidae to me. 

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Sure that last one is a porcupine? Looks like a ring in from family Hedgehogidae to me. 

You might be right.  This, however, I'm pretty sure is a porcupine:

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Squirrel cuteness:

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Chipmunk cuteness:

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Bonus dramatic chipmunk gif:

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"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

I need to get another dwarf ham, so I can get new pictures.

 

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Were those taken from underneath a fish tank?

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"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

Yup. Small plastic pet container I put 'em in while cleaning their main cage bins.

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

Those rodents are cute, nice one Keyrock :)

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John Milton 

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My cat adores this thread. 

There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

I have decided I want to be a catador when I grow up.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

As long as you don't post androgynous ones.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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Unobtrusively informing you about my new ebook (which you should feel free to read and shower with praise).

Guinea Pig cuteness and Squirrel cuteness images don't show for me.

 

Same here. I feel cheated. :(

 

P.S. Much better than the other "attractive" threads, :p

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Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

For the slight difference in this thread..

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Guinea Pig cuteness and Squirrel cuteness images don't show for me.

 

 

 

Guinea Pig cuteness and Squirrel cuteness images don't show for me.

 

Same here. I feel cheated. :(

 

P.S. Much better than the other "attractive" threads, :p

 

Here you go:

 

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Here's a bonus one to make up for it:

 

Jeroba cuteness:

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"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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There, fix't. :3

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

fantasy rodents:

 

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homeland security

 

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SNIPER!

 

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AIRBORNE!

 

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DEATH FROM ABOVE!

 

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Pirate Squirrels of the Carribean

 

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NINJA squirrel

 

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Punxsutawney Phil cuteness:

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Chinchilla cuteness:

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A cute little three-pack. I think evolution hates hedgehog mothers. Just imagine giving birth to those... ;)

 

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Gundi!

 

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