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The Community Blog (An Invitation)

Dragon Age: Inquisition

Gorth
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I hope they include something like that, especially if the one with the unattentive soldier is someone the fans are obsessed with, as it produce much lulz.

 

Also, no DLC. Make it a fee EVERY time. BWAHAHAHAHA.

 

 

That would be pretty great if BioWare did a sexy time scene where one of the characters can't...  shall we say, get his soldier to properly salute.  That in turn opens up the possibility for Cialis product placement.  It's a win-win.

 

Guys I appreciate the fact that you are also supportive of Romance in Bioware games but end of the day its not a game about sex. So you shouldn't expect  sex scenes that are too explicit and vivid :)

Remember Romance even though it is an enjoyable part of the RPG experience its only a very small part of the overall game design and features that Bioware will include

 

I don't mean to dampen your enthusiasm, I just don't want you to set your expectations too high.

 

Gotta agree here. I've found most romance subplots to be a little silly and not worth the aggravation of navigating your way through the trip ups in the dialogue tree. DA1 being a prime example. Don't get me wrong, it would be great if it was done well, but more often than not it isn't.

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

Meme spam moment incoming.

 

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    WARNING! Simulated romances may lead to fan fiction writing, open letters to the developers, obsessive behaviour, self harm, pastry acquisition and posting, delusional equine episodes and a long term lack of sexual partners. Indulge at your own risk!

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    Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

    I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

     

    Tea for the teapot!

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    I think we should have a fan fic writing competition on the forum. Any ideas for titles?

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    Geek Thunderdome!

     

    Two Nerds Enter, Bad Slash/Fan Fiction Leaves.

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Has Bioware hired Christine Sims yet?

    @Nonek That is true of pretty much all video games.

    @Monte Carlo Tales of Love Electronic.

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    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

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    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    Tales from behind the codpiece, a hundred and one tempestuous titillations troubling a Templar.

    Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

    I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

     

    Tea for the teapot!

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    Tales from behind the codpiece, a hundred and one tempestuous titillations troubling a Templar.

    Okay, that might just be the post of the year (just in time!).  I unliked this post just so that I could like it again.

     

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    Your Sweat is Sweet Ambrosia.

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    I think we should have a fan fic writing competition on the forum. Any ideas for titles?

    MC's Very Special Olympics

     

    HA! Good Fun!

    "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

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    ^ No point. You'd win.

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    This looks to be the same area they showed some months ago, though it may well be a new video and the area may have been altered/iterated upon/polished.

    It's actually the backup video we made for PAX in case the live demo ended up going to absolute **** and couldn't be done.

     

    This looks to be the same area they showed some months ago, though it may well be a new video and the area may have been altered/iterated upon/polished.

    It's actually the backup video we made for PAX in case the live demo ended up going to absolute **** and couldn't be done.

     

    Every time alanshu posts, DA# will have another bug.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    I first thought that was a horribly modeled BW random generated face.

    Then I saw it was an actual photo of a human being... :blink:

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    I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5.

     

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    Bioware / EA --- actively encouraging the deranged since 1997.

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    Bioware / EA --- actively encouraging the deranged since 1997.

     

    Considering that seems to be a large part of their fanbase (based on romances, 200 page lectures on ME3 endings, BioWare forums etc.), that doesn't seem like a bad business-strategy, really...

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    I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5.

     

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    Agreed, but it's like the tobacco industry. You know the product atrophies the brains of the vulnerable, but you just love the money...

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    Bioware / EA --- actively encouraging the deranged since 1997.

     

    Considering that seems to be a large part of their fanbase (based on romances, 200 page lectures on ME3 endings, BioWare forums etc.), that doesn't seem like a bad business-strategy, really...

     

    Friggin' talimancers...

     

    One girl got upset that my male mage romanced Fenris.

    Brutal dwarf homo-eroticism is like sweet butter. Diaper-sex, elaborate beards, BDSM with elven assassins.

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    Are those ideas for a DA character?

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    #inclusivity

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Despite the advancements in technology, BioWare has managed to make Morrigan uglier than she was in Dragon Age: Origins.

    "Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque

    "Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation)

    At least her dress looks more practical (and warmer) than her DAO get up. Always a complaint of mine, impractical attire in my fantasy games.

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