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The funny things thread

LadyCrimson
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Alright, let those millions start rolling in!

 

http://www.incredibox.com/?music=52629997A2114

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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    http://www.incredibox.com/?music=5263D160DBBB4

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    Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.

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    Edited by JFSOCC

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    Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Liked it. Still used the F word, man.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    The feels.

    "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

    Liked it. Still used the F word, man.

     

    Woops, right you are .. Done..

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Liked it. Still used the F word, man.

     

    Woops, right you are .. Done..

     

     

    Skilfully done, sir. :)

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    The censorship.

     

     

    /joke :>

     

     

    -gone that gif-

     

    /Edit: Oh wait, that needs censorship too. Woops. :>

     

    Instead:

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    "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

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    The censorship.

    /joke :>

     

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    I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law.. I merely enforce it.

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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    I wonder if you guys ever heard of Epic Rap Battles of History.

     

    It's basically my favourite youtube channel.

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    They're awesome, I really loved the Gates vs. Jobs video, they had some real nice burns in that one! :D

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    Love Epic Rap Battles of history! Especially Lennon's "You can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free" haha, awesome..

     

    I think this is my favorite though:

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood is awesome aswell; "I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable - no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel." Youwch!

    Sinatra vs. Mercury is great too!

     

    Something I'd like to see would be Carl Sagan vs. Neil Degrasse Tyson!

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    Tesla vs Edison is the best in my estimation.

     

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    I really love the details they get so right about the targets of the lyrics, like Mozarts supposed adventures with his cousin and coprophilia. :)

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    This got me the first time

     

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    Politically incorrect FTW!

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    The difference between the two can be pretty damn big, but it must be one hell of a rude awakening if it changes your gender!

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Here's the video of a bear playing tetherball you didn't know you wanted:

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz_JCip9Ihs#t=68

    Edited by Keyrock

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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