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Morning, chaps.

 

Happy birthday, and well done for making us send such lousy generals. :)

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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"England had an Empire, we had fun.  Russia had an Empire, they had fun. America has an Empire, have fun, it doesn't last....."

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What, no giant list of the way the US sucks, abuses the world, is a rogue state ?

 

Well, the day is young I suppose. :p

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Those fireworks block parties we had as a kid, some of them pretty impressive, sitting in the driveways warming our hands over spent firework cones while waiting for the next round to be set up...good ol' days. Party poppers just aren't the same.

 

At least they still have the big city shows, most years. :)

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Happy B-day America !!!  :dancing:  :dancing:

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You guys do have an impressive national bird

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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It's going to be 100 degrees outside (like 38 degrees for you metric folks) so I'm not super excited to go out to our town's parade today.  But my wife is, oddly this is one of her favorite holidays.  

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America sucks, capitalism is evil and needs to be replaced with socialism, Americans are polluting the planet and need to die, Australia is the best!

 

Ooops... wrong alt!

 

 

:lol:  Kidding of course! Happy Independence Day to all my brothers and sisters out there ! 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTUq8r-RGdM

 

^This video pretty much sums up all the imagery that i had about america as a kid.

 

...and transformers ofcourse.

 

Happy b-day!

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America sucks, capitalism is evil and needs to be replaced with socialism, Americans are polluting the planet and need to die, Australia is the best!

 

Ooops... wrong alt!

 

 

:lol:  Kidding of course! Happy Independence Day to all my brothers and sisters out there ! 

 

Krezack, is that you?  :p  

 

Happy Independence Day!!!

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We should have a day where we have to be each other as alts.

 

Let us not forget, without America we probably wouldn't have this.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H74ScaTLgiQ

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I should add that I have now done myself an injury, shaking my arse.

 

I hate you, America!

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Happy birthday cousins.

Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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Yay America! July 4th is usually a family holiday for me, but this year some of them went on vacation, so the rest of us are just enjoying the free day off work. :dancing: I'm celebrating with beer and pizza for breakfast. Since it's raining where I live, I'm staying indoors, which prompts me to post my personal Top 4 July 4 Movies!

  1. Independence Day (1996) - starring Will (the actor formerly known as Fresh Prince) Smith, also starring that guy from Jurassic Park - a modernized retelling of the American Revolutionary War
  2. Braveheart (1995) - starring & directed by Australian-American actor Mel Brooks, also starring one guy from Sons of Anarchy - FREEEDOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
  3. Rambo: First Blood (1982) - starring Sylvester Stallone - I have not personally seen this one, but I understand it to be the story of a former boxer turned psychopath who fights corruption, repression, and possibly terrorists in small town America
  4. The Godfather (1972) - starring Al Pacino, directed by Martin Scorsese - America's answer to Pride and Prejudice, this is perhaps the most iconic allegory of the American Dream, also the prequel to Goodfellas

 

May the rest of the world have a blessed day, and thank you for sharing it (the world) with us!

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Woot! At least the heat wave is gone, mostly. I didn't know this until he told me, but my history professor once said the U.S. was actually born when the first version of the Constitution was ratified, not on the day the colonies told the king to get stuffed. 

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Yay America! July 4th is usually a family holiday for me, but this year some of them went on vacation, so the rest of us are just enjoying the free day off work. :dancing: I'm celebrating with beer and pizza for breakfast. Since it's raining where I live, I'm staying indoors, which prompts me to post my personal Top 4 July 4 Movies!

  1. Independence Day (1996) - starring Will (the actor formerly known as Fresh Prince) Smith, also starring that guy from Jurassic Park - a modernized retelling of the American Revolutionary War
  2. Braveheart (1995) - starring & directed by Australian-American actor Mel Brooks, also starring one guy from Sons of Anarchy - FREEEDOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
  3. Rambo: First Blood (1982) - starring Sylvester Stallone - I have not personally seen this one, but I understand it to be the story of a former boxer turned psychopath who fights corruption, repression, and possibly terrorists in small town America
  4. The Godfather (1972) - starring Al Pacino, directed by Martin Scorsese - America's answer to Pride and Prejudice, this is perhaps the most iconic allegory of the American Dream, also the prequel to Goodfellas

 

May the rest of the world have a blessed day, and thank you for sharing it (the world) with us!

No Rocky Four where Stallone single handedly stops the cold war by punching it in the face?

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Too thin to be American.

 

A fat American joke? Edgy. ;p

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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