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The MC-47 also did a fantastic job of keeping your kids feet off of the wet clean floor.

You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.

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I don't get it.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Ice, it's being broken.

 

Aha.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Sorry. I let the side down there.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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If the Taliban win, there will be no more shake weight.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Favourite was thet pilot saying "thanks" to the ground crew.

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"Turned wrong way round, the relentless unforeseen was what we schoolchildren studied as 'History,' harmless history, where everything unexpected in its own time is chronicled on the page as inevitable. The terror of the unforeseen is what the science of history hides, turning a disaster into an epic.”

 

-Philip Roth, The Plot Against America

 

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Korea made a baseball gorilla movie, because, of course they did:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bxDl_ER5VC0

 

OMG WALK OF LIFE!!!

 

I had to put on the Brothers in Arms LP straight away. :D

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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A friend of mine introduced me to his new roommate today, an exchange student from Germany. We decided to go out to eat and asked him if there was anything in particular he wanted to go and he said to us:

 

"There was a place called 'Chi-po-tel' I ate at when I was in New York, do you have that in California?"

 

Puzzled, I asked: "A place called what?"

 

"You know, 'Chi-po-tel."

 

We asked him: "What the hell is a 'Chi-po-tel?'"

 

"Chi-po-tel! Chi-po-tel! You know, they make a burrito right in front of you!"

 

"Ohhhhh... you mean 'Chi-pot-LAY.'"

 

We spent the next minute or so trying to get the right pronunciation into his head. Needless to say, he's an awesome dude to hang around with.

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"Turned wrong way round, the relentless unforeseen was what we schoolchildren studied as 'History,' harmless history, where everything unexpected in its own time is chronicled on the page as inevitable. The terror of the unforeseen is what the science of history hides, turning a disaster into an epic.”

 

-Philip Roth, The Plot Against America

 

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