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Today I realised that in every way except being French, I am becoming Renee, from Allo Allo.

 

You have the madonna with the big boobies hanging on your wall? a slightly gay gestapo agent hitting on you and airmen hidden in your house?

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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A big knackwurst in his pants?

 

Flashing knobs in his bed? ^^

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Today I realised that in every way except being French, I am becoming Renee, from Allo Allo.

 

You have the madonna with the big boobies hanging on your wall? a slightly gay gestapo agent hitting on you and airmen hidden in your house?

 

 

Doesn't everybody?

 

Wait, it's Samantha Fox, not Madonna.

 

Still, same decade. Mostly.

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You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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I have a number of increasingly cunning and over-complicated methods for making money, and a totally inexplicable degree of feminine lunacy assaulting me.

 

I am not aware of any gay nazis stalking me. But somehow me not being aware isn't very reassuring.

 

I must try to sneak in some of the catchphrases from the show.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Hahaha! I don't know wether to be aroused or amused! :D

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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And we know that they work very well as humans are under constant threat of over population even that they have been in on going war all that time, war where they have suffered great losses, like losing entire star systems full of people and they constantly colonize new star systems.  :dancing:

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Looks like he scratched him or something, reaction aside.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Boo-hoo, I despise professional football players, they're overpaid despicable little whiney bastards whos antics are infecting other sports. It's such an disgustingly unsportsmanlike behavior they should have public fricking whippings on the football-field rather than red or yellow cards!

/EndRant

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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1:57-2:20: I can say with certainty that function guarantees great sales in its target market.

 

4:40-4:50: Sold!

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"Turned wrong way round, the relentless unforeseen was what we schoolchildren studied as 'History,' harmless history, where everything unexpected in its own time is chronicled on the page as inevitable. The terror of the unforeseen is what the science of history hides, turning a disaster into an epic.”

 

-Philip Roth, The Plot Against America

 

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1:57-2:20: I can say with certainty that function guarantees great sales in its target market.

 

4:40-4:50: Sold!

 

That hinge looks like a nightmare mud trap. Otherwise I'm getting one for my mate who's a chef.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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