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The funny things thread

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The MC-47 also did a fantastic job of keeping your kids feet off of the wet clean floor.

You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.

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The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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I don't get it.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Ice, it's being broken.

    L I E S T R O N G
    L I V E W R O N G

    Ice, it's being broken.

     

    Aha.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    I think the humor is in her reaction to his behavior. That's about it really.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    Sorry. I let the side down there.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I wonder if I can get this on a t-shirt

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    Free games updated 3/4/21

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Not as subtle as the Shake Weight.

     

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    If the Taliban win, there will be no more shake weight.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Favourite was thet pilot saying "thanks" to the ground crew.

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    Serrano:

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIv96reVlAE

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Korea made a baseball gorilla movie, because, of course they did:

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bxDl_ER5VC0

     

    OMG WALK OF LIFE!!!

     

    I had to put on the Brothers in Arms LP straight away. :D

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Laughing way too hard at this..

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    This is awesome. 

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    A friend of mine introduced me to his new roommate today, an exchange student from Germany. We decided to go out to eat and asked him if there was anything in particular he wanted to go and he said to us:

     

    "There was a place called 'Chi-po-tel' I ate at when I was in New York, do you have that in California?"

     

    Puzzled, I asked: "A place called what?"

     

    "You know, 'Chi-po-tel."

     

    We asked him: "What the hell is a 'Chi-po-tel?'"

     

    "Chi-po-tel! Chi-po-tel! You know, they make a burrito right in front of you!"

     

    "Ohhhhh... you mean 'Chi-pot-LAY.'"

     

    We spent the next minute or so trying to get the right pronunciation into his head. Needless to say, he's an awesome dude to hang around with.

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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