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I'm wondering how they pulled it off, or if there'll be retaliation.

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They secretly had his beard shaven in the night. This removed all of his power and rendered him vulnerable to mortal weaponry.

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Well that should help on the campaign.

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Really, if there were forces loyal to Bin Laden capable of retaliation, they wouldn't have been holding back until now. Either there was a major operation in the works, or there wasn't, and it's either going to go forth as planned, or it isn't. The death of ObL probably doesn't change things one way or another in that regard. It probably does help in that the failure of the U.S. and its allies to find the guy for so long probably added to his legend and appeal in recruiting more suicidal crusaders against modernity.

 

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"I'm wondering how they pulled it off, or if there'll be retaliation."

 

L0L Retaliation? They dont' need an excuse since they've been 'retaliating' against the US for decades.

 

Anyways, celebrating death even for scum like Bin laden is kind ofd roll. He deserved it definitely but shouldn't be a 'fun' moment.

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According to the Presidents press conference, it was a hit (basically) carried out by US forces within Pakistan territory (with permission) that resulted in a shoot out during which he was killed and we made off with the body.

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From AQ's perspective ObL fulfils his purpose whether alive or dead- on one hand the ability of an old man with renal failure to avoid capture for the best part of ten years was an embarassment and an example, but on the other he's been peripheral and ultimately unimportant for most of the past decade and his example works as well as a martyr as anything else especially for those already of an extremist viewpoint.

 

Getting Al-Zawahiri or Mullah M. O. would probably be of far greater practical impact.

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"I'm wondering how they pulled it off, or if there'll be retaliation."

 

L0L Retaliation? They dont' need an excuse since they've been 'retaliating' against the US for decades.

 

Anyways, celebrating death even for scum like Bin laden is kind ofd roll. He deserved it definitely but shouldn't be a 'fun' moment.

 

speak for yourself Canadian.

 

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Ding dong the wicked warlock is dead.

...I'm not into celebrating death per se, but I'm glad he's gone. As Hurlshot said...one less monster in the world.

 

Between this news & last nights hilarious 'roasting' of Trump at the White House Correspondents Dinner, I'm sure Obama's chances of 4 more years will be looking better...at least for a while.

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Damn speech interrupted American Dad. Killing an old man is not worth interrupting my tv.

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And unsurprisingly, he wasnt hiding in a cave in the mountains, but living in a luxury mansion an hour from the Pakistan capital.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTUq8r-RGdM

 

Judging by the reactions, i guess that the war on terrorism is over and we're entering another "peace in our times" :lol:

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^Wuh? Blood feud? Over what? Blood pudding?

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High symbolical, low practical importance. Long-term impact unknown.

 

Still, good work, showing that anyone can be gotten to (eventually) might make people less willing to become figureheads. Or not.

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