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It's fun that Valve's really good games; Portal, Left 4 Dead etc. were all made by people outside Valve who were assimilated into the company. But its Valve who gets all the credits for being inventive and awesome.

It requires awesomeness to recognise true innovation.

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It's fun that Valve's really good games; Portal, Left 4 Dead etc. were all made by people outside Valve who were assimilated into the company. But its Valve who gets all the credits for being inventive and awesome.

It requires awesomeness to recognise true innovation.

The only true innovation Valve ever touched was Portal.

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and it wasn't an original game to begin with

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Ahh, innovation.

 

Now let's talk about things that are epic and next-gen!

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Im just saying Valve didnt do it. They saw some guys doing cool ****, bought them up and sold their game with a big VALVE logo on the box. No balls necessary.

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Well, why didn't other devs saw those same guys doing cool **** and buying them up first?

 

^^

 

Also:

I like how the worms are crawling out of the woodwork to bag out Valve for having the balls to run with something completely different.

Isn't that par for the course?

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Im just saying Valve didnt do it. They saw some guys doing cool ****, bought them up and sold their game with a big VALVE logo on the box. No balls necessary.

Well, why didn't other devs saw those same guys doing cool **** and buying them up first?

 

Digipen has their campus in Redmond, while Valves main office is a stones toss away in Bellevue. Valve guys probably went to the digipen expo and liked Narbacular drop so much they hired the guys to do Portal.

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I don't know the gory details but it seems to me that Valve brought personality and storytelling to Narbacular Drop's mechanics, without GladOS, cake and Still Alive I couldn't imagine Portal being a success, so they really did more than just slapping a Valve logo on the tin.

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I don't get all the hate for episode 2. The only flaw I can possibly think of for it is that it's still a Half Life game. It still uses physics puzzles and it keeps the same basic feel. Maybe that feels stagnate for some but I look at it and see perhaps the best pacing and storytelling for any shooter that I've ever played.

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Im just saying Valve didnt do it. They saw some guys doing cool ****, bought them up and sold their game with a big VALVE logo on the box. No balls necessary.

Well, why didn't other devs saw those same guys doing cool **** and buying them up first?

 

Digipen has their campus in Redmond, while Valves main office is a stones toss away in Bellevue. Valve guys probably went to the digipen expo and liked Narbacular drop so much they hired the guys to do Portal.

 

Sounds reasonable enough to me.

 

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Im just saying Valve didnt do it. They saw some guys doing cool ****, bought them up and sold their game with a big VALVE logo on the box. No balls necessary.

Well, why didn't other devs saw those same guys doing cool **** and buying them up first?

 

Digipen has their campus in Redmond, while Valves main office is a stones toss away in Bellevue. Valve guys probably went to the digipen expo and liked Narbacular drop so much they hired the guys to do Portal.

Even they admit that that was how they found the guys and hired them.

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Even they admit that that was how they found the guys and hired them.

I love it how you guys still try to package this as being somehow sinister. FFS, this is how the software business should work, find interesting independent project, fund it, proft. Next you guys'll be praising Bobby Kotick as a visionary to me.

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It's fun that Valve's really good games; Portal, Left 4 Dead etc. were all made by people outside Valve who were assimilated into the company. But its Valve who gets all the credits for being inventive and awesome. I mean, they probably are awesome compared to corporate slaves like DiCE, but.. things are.. you know?

 

 

Doesn't seem like an accusation of anything sinister. Never did get the Valve infatuation but, ah well. I should really get around to playing Portal, if the sequel has got people this excited surely the first game must be good :p

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I don't know the gory details but it seems to me that Valve brought personality and storytelling to Narbacular Drop's mechanics, without GladOS, cake and Still Alive I couldn't imagine Portal being a success, so they really did more than just slapping a Valve logo on the tin.

Pretty much, Valve is buying up talent, not IPs like certain other companies...

 

Sometimes it's nice to have a polished game with an interesting story rather than just a tech demo with a cool mechanic.

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Even they admit that that was how they found the guys and hired them.

I love it how you guys still try to package this as being somehow sinister. FFS, this is how the software business should work, find interesting independent project, fund it, proft. Next you guys'll be praising Bobby Kotick as a visionary to me.

I'm not saying it's something sinister. Sure I used slightly different language than would be the norm, but it's not like they were trying to hide the fact they simply said "Oh hey, these guys are doing something cool! QUICK HIRE THEM!" And it is a good thing that this sort of thing happens. It's not like we're back in the 90's and 80's where a game studio was three guys in a garage hammering out a game in 2 days.

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I just completed the single player mode, brilliant pacing of humour and gameplay all the way through, there's not many games that can make me laugh these days but I was giggling all the way, sharp stuff.

 

*edit* It has a satisfying ending too. :lol:

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Finished it today. I think the ending was great. The middle / half of the game was a bit meh and somehow too long or too much the same... but the ending is done very well once again.

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Finding out how to break all the monitors is an interesting puzzle in its own right. Too bad it takes you until the final third to start doing them. I missed two or more last run through.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Finished SP. Wow what an amazing game.

 

 

Finding out how to break all the monitors is an interesting puzzle in its own right. Too bad it takes you until the final third to start doing them. I missed two or more last run through.

I got 'em all. That one in the last test chamber (with the 3 turrets and the blue gel) was really really difficult.

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