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Cool men have unlit cigarettes on their mouths, ALWAYS.

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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I think Jeremy Clarkson fits more into the "model example of how one should act and behave" category, rather than the "man-crush" zone. He is one of the worlds premier IRL trolls, though, and for that he must be revered.

 

 

 

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I tend to not have crushes in general on celebrities. It's usually character's they portray. That being said; Gaspard Ulliel's Hannibal Lecter is exhorbidantly passionate, intelligent, and he's not afraid at all to stand up for what he believes in. It gives me girlie wood every time I watch that movie.

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Although, you have to admit you have heard a few things about him that make you go 'what an utter prick', which retracts significantly from his Alpha maleness. He makes a good Batman though, no bout a doubt it.

 

And I find him to be an expectionally good actor - willing to sacrifice a lot to do what it takes to play a role..

 

Just doing this (from the film The Machinist, which is a really good film btw):

 

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and going to this, in six months, is remarkable in it's own right.

 

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I dunno if that's method acting or lunacy. You can damage your organs by deliberately starving yourself like that.

Not only that but to raise your weight so quickly also causes damage. BTW; method acting is lunacy, he is aces in my book for his preparation for his roles ever since American Psycho.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Ooh, goody I was hoping somebody would put this thread up for me.

James Hetfield is a boner waiting to happen

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Yep. :shifty:

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Now I'm all horny.

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Children of Bodom are hot:

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One of the best looking men alive. Meet Chip Esten. His wife is definitely hot too, for her age.

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Funny guy, just like a good looking guy.

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Of course, not only white dudes are good looking, I've got a mad man crush on Wayne Brady.

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Yes, Rammstein gets me horny:

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Although, you have to admit you have heard a few things about him that make you go 'what an utter prick', which retracts significantly from his Alpha maleness. He makes a good Batman though, no bout a doubt it.
I don't know what you are referring to, but unless he's a wife beater or a sex offender, in my eyes that doesn't hurt his image. So, he's an **** and makes no apologies, Boo ****ing hoo. I'm sick of this goody-goody make nice guilt-flavored syrup being forced down my throat with everything.

 

And regarding his extreme weight changes, I'm betting he's healthier than most people who lead a sedentary life and eat trash. If only because he's got enough money to hire people who know how far he can push himself while doing that.

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That Cliff guy is an idiot.

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Just had a thought regarding chainblades:

 

the priary characteristic of chainsaws is that they prefer to bounce off things than bite into them. This would surely mean that it would be far better to have chainblades on your armour than as an active weapon. That is as a means for fending off beasties.

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Although, you have to admit you have heard a few things about him that make you go 'what an utter prick', which retracts significantly from his Alpha maleness. He makes a good Batman though, no bout a doubt it.
I don't know what you are referring to, but unless he's a wife beater or a sex offender, in my eyes that doesn't hurt his image. So, he's an **** and makes no apologies, Boo ****ing hoo. I'm sick of this goody-goody make nice guilt-flavored syrup being forced down my throat with everything.

 

And regarding his extreme weight changes, I'm betting he's healthier than most people who lead a sedentary life and eat trash. If only because he's got enough money to hire people who know how far he can push himself while doing that.

Didn't he smack up his own sister, and there was that tape of him going ape**** on a sound man. It was like one of those 'You will never work in this town again' moments, like out of a bad movie. Hilarious really, but It sorta gave the impression that he is more strung out and full of himself than the default setting for an actor.

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the priary characteristic of chainsaws is that they prefer to bounce off things than bite into them.

It depends on how you angle the attack on the little "knives" on the chain. If you hone them too much forward, the chain will bite into anything and the chainsaw becomes very difficult to control (and dangerous). Too much backward and it will bounce off things, even the trees you are supposed to cut (makes work much harder). But if you hone them right, the chainsaw is neutral and easy to control.

 

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This is the saddest thread to ever have existed on these boards, in all the years... I don't know weather I should be proud of your guys's ability to bond in such ways, or fearful of the obvious homoerotic gush that is taking place.

 

I'm cursed with an uber "male" brain. I must squish everything even remotely pink.

 

I can't help it.

 

*squish*

 

Katee Sackoff is about as Manly as I can go... This is a fine picture...

 

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