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... is there someone to expect Duke Nukem to be relevant in 2010?

Dude. Always bet on Duke.

Yeah, that's worked out wonderfully so far.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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It better have strippers or it's DINO!

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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So it really will be finished by Gearbox now.

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"only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

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Unless the universe loves a good practical joke. In which case, since I live in the same county as them, I'm keeping an eye out for meteors.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Did he kill any strippers, though?

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Did he kill any strippers, though?

 

I suppose it's important to note that I haven't seen any strippers in the video.

 

Not a single one.

 

Good god.

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That would have been hilarious.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Ultrastrippers?

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Actually, in Duke Nukem you could kill the strippers. I doubt features like that are even possible nowadays, due to the amount of butthurt it would generate in the media (similar to Fallout's child killing).

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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I wont believe it till I see it. Duke Forever is cursed. Gearbox will run into sudden financial problems or they'll misplace their only build of the game and have to start from scratch with a new engine.

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Cue the Duke Nukem Forever logo and a camera pulls back to show that Duke, in first-person, was playing a video game. He's got a gold Xbox 360 controller with the face buttons re-named as D, U, K and E. There's a busty lady in a schoolgirl outfit near the bottom of your first-person view. And there's a second one. One stands up and wipes her mouth.

 

"What about the game, was it any good?" one of them asks.

 

"Yeah, but after 12 ****ing years it should be," he answers.

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