Killian Kalthorne Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 I free hate girls. No, um, Girls hate I free. That's not it. Free girls hate !. Closer... "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
taks Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 I got the Red Ring of Death today on my XBOx 360 so I called up Microsoft and they are going to repair it for free. Yay for free! i've heard you might have to enlist this "free" service repeatedly. no issues with our PS3 yet. my fingers are crossed. taks comrade taks... just because.
Shryke Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 i currently have a choice between 3 different girls damn... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
LadyCrimson Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Chaotic Evil. Today I'm backing up a bunch of stuff on the 1-TB external HD I bought. DVD-rom backups don't cut it anymore. Beef brisket cooked in a crockpot makes awesome meat for sandwiches and it's cheap. My 18y.o. cat with CRF is sometimes exhausting? exasperating? messy? to care for. Same with husbands, even when they don't have CRF. My mother's heart is weakening and it's making her tired. Makes me (and her) sad. But she's mentally as wonderful as ever, which makes me happy. I remind myself daily that it's the little things that keep us sane and truckin' on. Like the bowl of chocolate ice cream that I'm about to go eat. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Deadly_Nightshade Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 i currently have a choice between 3 different girls damn... See, I told you this would happen. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
Shryke Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 i currently have a choice between 3 different girls damn... See, I told you this would happen. yeah i know when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Do you really have to choose only one? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Trenitay Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 I was sorta wondering the same thing. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
Shryke Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Do you really have to choose only one? yes i do one of them i've liked for quite some time now but never thought she was interested, but last night she was txting my flatmate talking to him about it apparently she's been wanting me to make a move for ages now - or at least that's what he said when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
taks Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 you ought to have a 3-way tryout (with you in the middle) of sorts. one night, no holds barred, winner take all. explain to them that the most adventurous gets the nod! oh, i'm a sick bastage alright. taks comrade taks... just because.
Shryke Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 while fun, i don't think that would end well when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Musopticon? Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 "What you did today?" brownies om nom nom noams kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
taks Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 while fun, i don't think that would end well that all depends upon your point of view. to me, a night like that with none of the three wanting anything from me afterward would be a very good ending. sick AND jaded. taks comrade taks... just because.
Shryke Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 ok and now i've just found out a married friend of mine likes me oh dear... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 There is only one solution: a fight to the death with bendy straws. The competition will be set in the jungle and will last 72 hours. The one with the most limbs left wins. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Deadly_Nightshade Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 oh dear... That's an understatement... In other news I'm getting back into Pen-and-Paper gaming as some friends have asked me to run a World of Darkness campaign for/with them. Should be fun. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
Walsingham Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 ok and now i've just found out a married friend of mine likes me oh dear... When I was young and pretty such things happened to me too. The only thing to do is to a) become old and fat b) talk about nothing but military history c) get involved with someone else. At least it worked for me. And by worked I mean 'prvoked a fiery and destructive jealousy which nearly got me ejected from a friendly nation'. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Tigranes Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 Btw, while not everyone may be aware, it seems Guard Dog got himself knocked up. I don't know if anyone has close contact with him? Hope he comes back all stitched up. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress)
Trenitay Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 That statement was very misleading. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
samm Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 (edited) Doesn't sound good. If his time off allows for a more distanced view on his political opinions, it'll be time well spent No, I hope he comes out of it alright. Shryke: Heh... While your situation is certainly enjoyable in many respects, I hope you won't be known as hooker by the time you get older [edit] I can't find the word I'm looking for, but it should describe a person notorious for sexual reasons. Otoh, why worrying about the future, if the present's good. I know I don't. More robot work today, hoorray Edited February 27, 2009 by samm Citizen of a country with a racist, hypocritical majority
Gorth Posted February 27, 2009 Author Posted February 27, 2009 Btw, while not everyone may be aware, it seems Guard Dog got himself knocked up. I don't know if anyone has close contact with him? Hope he comes back all stitched up. Yikes, I did wonder where he had been for quite a while now Hope is going to be OK “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Dark_Raven Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 ok and now i've just found out a married friend of mine likes me oh dear... What's his name? Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
Hurlshort Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 Btw, while not everyone may be aware, it seems Guard Dog got himself knocked up. I don't know if anyone has close contact with him? Hope he comes back all stitched up. Yikes, I did wonder where he had been for quite a while now Hope is going to be OK That's terrible! Hopefully he recovers quickly.
Walsingham Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 Christ on a donkey! Does anyone know his email? Can we send him a davy crockett hat or something? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
LadyCrimson Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 I'm considering writing to Arnold and telling him that if he's that worried about a California drought, maybe he should ban lawns and all those L.A. golf-courses. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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