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this is what we have to live with .. I'm suprised that we don't get some kind of EU aid just for being your neighbours..

 

silly swedes.. and to think you actually kicked our asses so many years ago.. it still amazes me!

Fortune favors the bald.

Posted
In 1995 a guy travelled all the way from the US to burn it down, and he succeeded.

 

Damn right I did.

 

Even if someone was to cover the poor goat in napalm it's not supposed to burn.

 

Nothing a little thermite and a trebuchet won't solve.

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You've seen one yule straw goat, you've seen them all.

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

Posted

how about pure O2 Mk?

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Id prefer it if we referred to it as "The Christmas Goat" or maybe "The Goat of Christmas"

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Id prefer it if we referred to it as "The Christmas Goat" or maybe "The Goat of Christmas"

Joulupukki :wub:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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(w00t) (w00t)

Ruminations...

 

When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.

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What if two people come there to burn it at the same time? Like, "Hey, I was here first!", and the other one goes "Like hell you were" etc. Then they would finally embrace each other in some brotherly burning, only to realise they've drenched the thing in some sort of anti-burning stuff that's immune to anything short of the very fires of Hell. Or Mt Doom.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

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I'm sure if you tunnel into the thing you'll soon get past the outer uninflammable layer.

 

Does it have any purpose aside from extended tormenting of pyromaniacs, worldwide?

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Swedish behaviour is way beyond understanding.. but some new advancements in biogenetics could possibly allow us to unlock their unique genom.. and give us an interesting insight into the wicked and twisted mind (and composition) of the average Swede..

 

or so we hope .. for the sake of not only Scandinavia - but mankind!

Fortune favors the bald.

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p.s I saw wintersun a couple of weeks back they own

YES.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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