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Don't forget Kristanna Loken. Violent hot chicks are awesome.

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Don't forget Kristanna Loken. Violent hot chicks are awesome.

And now she's Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

 

 

There's another film to be released... Bloodrayne: Deliverance. Its set in the old west and Billy The Kid is recruiting vamoires to take over the world. :) Oh and it has anew chick as Bloodrayne.

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Don't forget Kristanna Loken. Violent hot chicks are awesome.

And now she's Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

 

 

There's another film to be released... Bloodrayne: Deliverance. Its set in the old west and Billy The Kid is recruiting vamoires to take over the world. :mellow: Oh and it has anew chick as Bloodrayne.

Apparently Boll kicked Loken off the project when she broke up with him. I can see it now...

 

Interviewer: So how is your professional relationship on set?

 

Uwe Boll: Oh, it's phenomenal. Our intense passion for each other really fuels our passion for the project.

 

Kristanna Loken: I have no idea what he's talking about.

 

Uwe Boll: You're fired.

 

And so it was. Oh well, now Loken can get back to the things that really matter - making out with Pink.

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Don't forget Kristanna Loken. Violent hot chicks are awesome.

That they are. :bat:

 

 

T3 had the right ending which makes the film great. Humans can not escape Fate.

 

speaking of such, my flatmate hired out Ultraviolet the other day

 

it was... odd

 

falling upwards and driving on the sides of buildings :ermm:

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Advent Children for the third time and it's still very entertaining. Especially with a bunch of friends who understand the point.

 

I also watched Tian di ying xion, or Warriors of Heaven and Earth. It's gotta be one of my favorite ancient bashers and Zhao Wei is super-hot.

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Hustle & Flow - I like how well Luda's career resonates with that of his character; the film's okay, mostly average, the acting's pretty good; the premise sort of - read: loosely - reminded me of that Mingus auto-bio, in fact, I'm pretty sure Terrence Howard should play him.

 

Half Baked - I like Dave Chappelle, and I couldn't possibly dislike a film which struts both Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson.

 

The Last Detail -

 

Meadows: [looking at porn] Are they really doing that when they take that picture?

Budduskey: [pause] Well, kid, there's more things in this life than you can possibly imagine. I knew a whore once in Wilmington. She had a glass eye. Used to take it out and wink people off for a dollar.

 

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The Illusionist . I think that Ed Norton is a swell actor and all, but I couldn't get into this flick. The ending was pretty tacky, I thought. Points for Jessica Biel, however. And even more points for keeping her in a limited role.

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Irish, heh, the Newfies wish.

 

I caught a fair chunk of Green Street Hooligans yesterday. If you can get past the fact that they want you to believe that Elijah Wood could beat someone up, it's not a bad show.

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I watched a little bit of The Truman Show last night. I saw it once when I was like, ten or something, and I wish I could have stayed up to watch the whole thing this time, but I wasn't feeling very good, and it was like 12.

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Mercury Rising. Yet another action film with Bruce Willis playing himself (as we are familiar with since Moonlighting), at least with some added zest, like a pre-emptive supporting character sketch of a child with a fantastic ability that we will see again soon in M. Night Shyamalan's The Sixth Sense (with a congratulatory wink to Rainman and the ambient newfound understanding of the differently-abled (or at least autism)). Alec Baldwin does a pretty good job in support, without going over-the-top too often.

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Animalympics on Youtube! (w00t)

 

"And now, live via satellite, Animalympics; the five rings of the paw print, symbol of world peace through animal athletics; presented by ZOO, the network that brings out the beast in sports." :))

 

The Truman Show is definitely worth watching again. It's Jim Carrey's best film, in my opinion, but he didn't get the best line:

 

 

I am the Creator... (pause) ...

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