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It is pronounced Shadowstrider, not ShadowStrider.

 

Yes, I'll tell you all about the bugs I found hilarious and will include screenshots... the moment I feel like getting fired.  Until then, I'm afraid not.

 

Sorry...sorry... Shadowstrider

 

And are the German game devs. really the only with enough humor as to actually post bugs found in Alpha and Beta tests on their sites; or is it for American and other devs too much of a "company secret" or "reputation hit" to show some of there more funnier mistakes?

 

Ah well... judging from MW I can probably expect to make a few dozen bug screens the first day I will play the game...

 

Interesting question...

 

I had a long reply typed out...but it didn't make sense, so there ya go.

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... Polygon soup? :p

I know Bethesda's Polygon Soup can't hold a candle to Rockstar's Hot Polygon Soup, but what can you do? Yes, we'd all prefer administering the aforementioned Soup on various less angular polygons before commencing with tongueticular activities on said Soup, but that would reopen the infamous "Do female Dwarven beards tickle?" debate - and some secrets are best left forgotten.

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I have heard of that game, but not the company.

 

Sunflowers; Germany's largest (and best-known/most succesfull) game development company.

Unfortunately it seems that they have build themselves a new and different site and the old pics are no longer up there :p

 

EDIT; Silly me... they still have it

might not be alot... but atleast they dare and most are quite funny... especially the "weirdest error" one

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Posted
... Polygon soup? :)

I know Bethesda's Polygon Soup can't hold a candle to Rockstar's Hot Polygon Soup, but what can you do? Yes, we'd all prefer administering the aforementioned Soup on various less angular polygons before commencing with tongueticular activities on said Soup, but that would reopen the infamous "Do female Dwarven beards tickle?" debate - and some secrets are best left forgotten.

Evidently you missed the previous discussion about the inclusion of soil erosion and bodily-fluid dynamics in Oblivion. Now if they could just make the recipe taste good, instead of burnt rubbers ...

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... Polygon soup? :)

I know Bethesda's Polygon Soup can't hold a candle to Rockstar's Hot Polygon Soup, but what can you do? Yes, we'd all prefer administering the aforementioned Soup on various less angular polygons before commencing with tongueticular activities on said Soup, but that would reopen the infamous "Do female Dwarven beards tickle?" debate - and some secrets are best left forgotten.

Evidently you missed the previous discussion about the inclusion of soil erosion and bodily-fluid dynamics in Oblivion. Now if they could just make the recipe taste good, instead of burnt rubbers ...

O RLY? :devil:

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Jimmy the Cobbler gains influence with the weak-minded using his Bioware Mind Trick.

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2's out.

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So, I guess this is out tommorow...which in fact is today for some of you.

 

 

 

 

*GASP*

 

But if today is tommorow, aren't you worried about yesterday?! :p

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Today is never tomorrow, and Oblivion will be out when it's out, but I'd be very reluctant to buy something like that as soon as it was released. Surely something so demanding in terms of system requirements, with a whole new engine, is likely to be rather unstable at first? I'm waiting for the patches. I don't want a repeat of Morrowind, where the first 30 minutes put me off so much I put the game on the shelf for months before trying again (admittedly that was due to the big icky silt strider kind of bug, plus the overall brownness, not instability).

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UK and Swede release is the 24th, I would urge you not to buy the game.

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Surely something so demanding in terms of system requirements, with a whole new engine, is likely to be rather unstable at first?

 

Not really. Will there be bugs? There will be bugs in any software. Instability relies heavily on the machine you're using; if you're running a machine below the minimum requirements you'll crash.

 

As for Kaftan, he is becoming as predictable as Hades.

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Release day is very soon, but not soon enough. :)

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Posted
UK and Swede release is the 24th, I would urge you not to buy the game.

 

Which means that you can buy it a local market the day before it's released in gameshops, well in Finland atleast. To give an example, Halo 2 was released on november 11th, 2004 in the major electronic/game-shops in Finland. I bought my copy the 10th at a local supermarket.

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Can't.....wait....one....more.....day....please....hurry....need....RPG....fix..

.happened with....KOtoR II...too...

 

When it gets here, most likely tomorrow, I'm seriously worried about the rest of my week. I had plans. I'm not sure they'll make it. :)

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