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Mmmmmmmmmmm... caffeine surging through system.

 

But, I only like it if I can flavor it up to make it taste better than bitter old coffee. And, now I'm out of the flavored stuff.

 

Definitely get the babbling buzz from coffee, but it tends to hurt my guts (chronic illness), so it's a paradox. Do I wanna be groggy, or do I wanna be in pain?

 

Anyone else have a love/hate relationship with coffee?

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Definitely get the babbling buzz from coffee, but it tends to hurt my guts (chronic illness), so it's a paradox.  Do I wanna be groggy, or do I wanna be in pain?

 

Add some vodka to your coffee. Works wonders... :thumbsup:

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I have hat same relationship, but with peyote. My mind says yes, but my body says no, and then yes, and then maybe, and finally where am I?

 

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I went through a stage where I was drinking a pint of coffee every hour. It works, but make sure you drink enough water.

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I only drink milk :rolleyes:

I drank about a litre of milk a day, until I reached my mid-twenties, then I couldn't really drink it at all, unless it was in a beverage. I just didn't like it anymore. (I do like cream, though: cream on coco pops is something I treat myself to ocassionally, and cream on fresh fruit ... cream doesn't have the lactose of milk).

 

Coffee is just like any (psycho-active) drug, there are deminishing returns to its effects. This leads me to have days without it, gradually tapering off and on. Normally I synchronise the upswing in consumption with some particular deadline, so that I am focused at the right time (e.g. Monday and the end of the week), so I normally ease off on Wednesdays ...

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*starts to get hungry*

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A brit who doesnt drink tea? :shifty: *gasp*

 

 

 

 

I dont drink coffee or tea either, Ive understood that its something you must force yourself to drink in your late teens and if you dont, you wont be able to enjoy it for the rest of your life.

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Interestingly, I was passionately addicted to coffee flavoured milk and icecream and chocolate during my formative school years, well before I ever drank coffee.

 

I didn't drink coffee for many, many years after starting university. In my mandatory all-nighters the night before an exam, I would decant a mixture of sugar and instant coffee in a ratio of two to one, until I made a drink that was too sweet to drink, and too bitter to drink, simultaneously. :shifty:

 

Much, much later I started drinking coffee again when I encountered the first of the boutique coffee houses.

 

It must rate as one of the most civilized drugs; certainly very useful (concetration, attention, well being), right up there with chocolate and nicotene (all they need to do is remove the smoking part, nicotene is a very powerful stimulant, taken orally via patches is a much safer, if slower, mechanism).

 

 

*goes off to make a cup of tea*

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I love dark-roasted coffees that aren't burned. I hate light roasts and will generally go without if it's my only option, unless I have a grant, publication or production deadline looming, in which case, I will suck it up and drink the caffeinated dirty sock water.

 

Not really sure how this happened, since where I was born and raised, the directions for making coffee are pretty much: hold ages-old can of folger's near steaming water until it turns vaguely brown. Serve lukewarm with powdered cream-substitute. Bleh. I blame my dad, who's a transplant from proper-coffee climes.

 

Black as hell, strong as death & sweet as love. :thumbsup:

 

Edited: As I'm not sure there's such a thing as powered cream-substitute. I'm not even sure I want to think about what that might entail. ;)

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I don't really like coffee, but my body needs it.

 

So yes, it's a love/hate thing :thumbsup:

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I don't have a love/hate relationship with coffee... It's ALL love, baby! Coffee is my friend. Coffee prevents me from going on killing sprees in the morning. And more importantly, coffee allows me to write late at night. :rolleyes:

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I don't have a love/hate relationship with coffee... It's ALL love, baby! Coffee is my friend. Coffee prevents me from going on killing sprees in the morning. And more importantly, coffee allows me to write late at night. o:)

coffee,yeah i guess i go on an agitated rampage if my roommate drinks it all(and trust me, she'll drink alot)it the epitome of my life :rolleyes:

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i prefer mountain dew or (if it was still in production :'( ) Jolt Cola Ounce for ounce these contain the most caffine but i still fall asleep after drinking them....

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I don't have a love/hate relationship with coffee... It's ALL love, baby! Coffee is my friend. Coffee prevents me from going on killing sprees in the morning. And more importantly, coffee allows me to write late at night. :)

 

Yes! Nectar of the Gods, and handy for preventing the odd massacre.

Certain brands of already-ground coffee do not make my stomach happy, due to non-coffee additives and filler. So it's always whole-bean, the darker the better, with one exception: Cuban coffee. Especially fine con leche, made with condensed milk, is instant addiction. I've sacrificed three expresso machines at that altar; worn them completely out. Just don't indulge if you're planning on sleeping anytime soon.

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Buying Fairtrade coffee (CafeDirect) is a much better way of helping tackle poverty than today's Live8 spectacle. I prefer TeaDirect, though. :)

 

Didn't coffee overtake tea as Britain's favourite drink a few years ago?

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