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Which quote do you want to hear from the Sith Lords in KOTOR2?  

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  1. 1. Which quote do you want to hear from the Sith Lords in KOTOR2?

    • "Fear is one of my allies."
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    • "Don't make me *bleep*-slap you!"
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    • "I have become more powerful than any Sith."
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    • "I look forward to completing your training."
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    • "Pi-ka-chu!"
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    • "Hahahahaha! Weak! They're all weak! Hahahahaha!!"
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    • "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty....."
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    • "All your base are belong to us!"
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    • All of the above
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    • Other
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"Revan.  I am your mother!" by Bastila

 

"Revan.  I am your father!" also by Bastila

nasty revan kissed his mommy

 

but him kissing his father isn't nasty? :)

 

Are you from Arkansas by chance? :)


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"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation)

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Darth Malak *singing*: "I'm too sexy for my lightsaber, too sexy for my jaw, too sexy for my wardrobe, too sexy for my fleet, too sexy for my Star Forge, too sexy for the Force........."

 

Hmmm....maybe that would be an appropriate song for the Sith Lords in KOTOR2?

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"Revan.  I am your mother!" by Bastila

 

"Revan.  I am your father!" also by Bastila

nasty revan kissed his mommy

 

but him kissing his father isn't nasty? :)

 

Are you from Arkansas by chance? :)

no im from london and i ignored the part about bastilla bein revans dad


the force is what gives a jedi his power. its an energy field created by all living things. it surrounds us and penetrates us. it binds the galaxy together

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I think that KotOR 2 should have one scene at least where the reigning Sith Lord orders: "Wipe them out, all of them".

 

And just once I want to see Mask Sith Guy yell at some lowly Sith officer:

"Hey! Leggo my Eggo!!!"

Then he Force Grips the poor schmuck to death.

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In A.D. 2101

War was beginning

 

Captain: What happen?

Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What!

Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It's You!!

Cats: How are you gentlemen!!

Cats: All your base are belong to us.

Cats: You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say!!

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Cats: Ha Ha Ha Ha


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In A.D. 2101

War was beginning

 

Captain: What happen?

Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What!

Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It's You!!

Cats: How are you gentlemen!!

Cats: All your base are belong to us.

Cats: You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say!!

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Cats: Ha Ha Ha Ha

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" Apology accepted Captain [name]" after a brutal force choke to death.

 

"The hate is swelling in you now"

"Good, I can feel your anger"

"AH yes, a jed'is weapon."

 

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi. At last we will have revenge."

Edited by KOTORFanactic

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"I'm going to kill you till your dead!!"

or "kill them till their dead!!!"

 

"How much for that gizka in the window"

 

"heres your order of deep fried selkath, oh and try our gizka sauce they go well together"

 

sion "{pcs name} they lied to you!"

PC "What do you mean?"

Sion "I am your uncle"

PC "UNKIE!!!..... Aunt selma said you were dead!"

Sion "I was.... can't you tell?"

PC "whew I thought that was me!"


"The only difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits!" - Albert Einstein.

 

"It's better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!"

 

"You can try to kill me, you'd fail!, but you can try!" - Revan.

 

"When you have exhausted all other possibilities whatever remains, however improbable must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes (a.k.a. Sir Arthur Conan Dole)

 

"A lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part"

 

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Darth Sion to Atris:

 

"You just to good to be true, cant take my eyes off you........and i love you baby and if its quite alright i need you baby"

 

Revan

 

"nothing at all because he/she doesnt have a voice <_<

 

Your pc is a 7 foot nothing bald man with a missing jaw

 

Mira is actually a man :o

 

**omg the randomness, sorry everyone**

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"Unfortunately ,Darth (name) is a dancing prancing double bladed lightsaber pansy who can't do anything right. But he looks good, and all the kids will want his action figure.

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Jedi Powers: International Man of Mediclorians

Sith Lord"And we will hold the republic ransom for *raises pinky to mouth* 1 MILLION credits Muahehehehehehehe"

 

Sith Admiral"Um sir a million credits isn't worth all that much these days, Czerka corp alone makes 90 billion a year"

 

Sith Lord"ohhh ok *nods* then we will hold the republic ransom for *raises pinky to mouth* 100 Billion credits"

 

Stargate Wars

Sith Lord *wearing odd egyption styled clothing*" I created the jedi order and now I will destroy it"

 

Starwars: The search for more money

Sith Lord "LUDICROUS SPEED, NOW!!!! *holds on to controle panel while ship accellerates* Oh my god, What have I done, my brains are going into my feet!!!! Stop this thing we've past them"

 

Sith Admiral "We can't sir it's too dangerous"

 

Sith Lord " I command you to stop, NOW!!!!" *ship stops and sith lord rams into the front command console*

 

Ace Ventura: Sith Lord

Sith Lord "Leh-hoo-leh-zer" *with hand motions*

 

Sith Lord [swedish accent] "And why do you want to talk to the jedi, are you a jedi, does he call you at home! DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT SABER?! You want to speak to the jedi you speak to me, he was like "ehkay ehkay ehkay ehkay"...

 

Sithlord "Whats wrong, can't ya hit me!" *catches lightsaber blade in teeth, the story of malak retold*

 

Bastila" Get out of here sith or I'll personaly make your life a living hell"

Sithlord "Sorry Bastilla, I'm not quite ready for a relationship"

 

Sithlord " Revan iss a Man! Revan is *insert PC name here*, *insert PC name again* is revan.... I kissed a MANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *burns dark robes* and takes a cold shower"

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I was hoping for something, kind of real world scary. Like if the sith all had quasi Italian Accents and asid stuff like:

 

"You Jedi, think ya so smart, peince a muerta, I want your balls crushed."

 

"You're not gonna die of a cancer, I promise"

 

You know stuff like that.

:)


People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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I was hoping for something, kind of real world scary. Like if the sith all had quasi Italian Accents and asid stuff like:

 

"You Jedi, think ya so smart, peince a muerta, I want your balls crushed."

 

"You're not gonna die of a cancer, I promise"

 

You know stuff like that.

:)

 

or make a Sith Lord like Godfather .. "Imma gonna maake you a deal you canno refyse" :) (speaking like he has just been to the dentist with a twist of Sicilian)


Fortune favors the bald.

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cross flanders from the simpsons with malak and you got the right typa quote:

 

You cannot possibly god damn didolio doodly stand against the full power of the star forge, okely dokely <_<

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