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4 minutes ago, Keyrock said:

So wait, is the ghost real or is it someone under a mask that would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids? 🤔

Assuming that Flim-Flam is with them, then the Scooby gang is hunting for the thirteen ghosts released from Vincent Price Van Ghoul's Chest of Demons.

Otherwise, someone was probably hedging their bets to end the haunting whichever way it turned out.

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3 hours ago, Gfted1 said:

I really liked the Thir13en Ghosts movie.

I liked it too.  It has some issues, but it had some fun ideas and was overall a good follow-up to Dark Castle's House on Haunted Hill remake.  I liked the idea of the Black Zodiac, the house was a neat invention and they used the glasses gimmick better than the William Castle original, IMO.  Shout! Factory's blu-ray is really nice looking.

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13 hours ago, Raithe said:

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So far, this show just keeps adding plot holes atop plot holes until it reaches critical mass and creates a plot black hole

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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"When you realise that most of the Star Wars 'canon', or information used in all movies and books came from a small game company. A game company that was a subsidiary of a high end Italian shoe importer...."

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43 minutes ago, Raithe said:

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I trust the scammer person calling me on the phone telling me my car's warranty is about to expire more than I trust the government.

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1 hour ago, rjshae said:

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Why would they need to restock ingredients? Almost everything on Taco Bell's menu, Mexican Pizza included, is comprised of the same 5 ingredients packaged up in various ways. It's tortillas, refried beans, liquid beef, diced tomatoes, and shredded cheese.

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