Raithe 20,235 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 10 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 20,235 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 2 1 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
InsaneCommander 2,568 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Oner 1,082 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 12 hours ago, Raithe said: I don't want to be a party pooper, but SMS are still a thing and there's a reason nobody uses them. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 8,891 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 4 1 I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
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Raithe 20,235 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Funny story: The famous necromancer Alicia Blackheart’s first boyfriend’s head is still animate. He claims that while he was dumb and insensitive, her reaction was still excessive. 2 1 1 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
InsaneCommander 2,568 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites
the_dog_days 1,522 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 ^Dodos make a honking sound that ends with a death gurgle. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
rjshae 9,162 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to post Share on other sites
rjshae 9,162 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 3 1 3 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to post Share on other sites
Chilloutman 1,567 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 just blast from the past.... I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to post Share on other sites
teknoman2 2,998 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 2 1 4 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to post Share on other sites
Malcador 7,185 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 https://streamable.com/roost9 It's like FM in real life. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to post Share on other sites
Oner 1,082 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 7 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to post Share on other sites
Gorth 3,118 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 On 9/4/2020 at 1:22 AM, InsaneCommander said: I hate to disappoint, but.... India coronavirus: Covid strikes remote Greater Andamanese tribe https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-53925071 3 “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to post Share on other sites
ShadySands 7,619 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 5 Free games updated 3/6/19 Link to post Share on other sites
Oner 1,082 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 https://9gag.com/gag/a1WVEx8 1 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to post Share on other sites
Gorth 3,118 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 8 “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 8,891 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Who would win in a firefight between Imperial stormtroopers and G.I. Joe Cobra soldiers? I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
the_dog_days 1,522 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Keyrock said: Who would win in a firefight between Imperial stormtroopers and G.I. Joe Cobra soldiers? It'd be the same as a soccer game that ends tied 0-0 with each coach having to appeal to the court of public opinion that they actually won. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Guard Dog 9,075 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 2 2 Get off my lawn! Link to post Share on other sites
Oner 1,082 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Keyrock said: Who would win in a firefight between Imperial stormtroopers and G.I. Joe Cobra soldiers? I imagine it like this: -Cobra it the target! -It's not even scratched! -Stormtroopers didn't land a single hit! -At least we know the weapons are lethal! Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to post Share on other sites
InsaneCommander 2,568 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Bartimaeus 2,022 Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 1 4 Put racist, sexist nazis and fascists like Volourn on your ignore list TODAY! Link to post Share on other sites
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