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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Funny story: The famous necromancer Alicia Blackheart’s first boyfriend’s head is still animate. He claims that while he was dumb and insensitive, her reaction was still excessive.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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just blast from the past....

 

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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On 9/4/2020 at 1:22 AM, InsaneCommander said:

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I hate to disappoint, but....

India coronavirus: Covid strikes remote Greater Andamanese tribe

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-53925071

 

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“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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Who would win in a firefight between Imperial stormtroopers and G.I. Joe Cobra soldiers? 🤔

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I wonder if there is beer on the sun

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4 hours ago, Keyrock said:

Who would win in a firefight between Imperial stormtroopers and G.I. Joe Cobra soldiers? 🤔

It'd be the same as a soccer game that ends tied 0-0 with each coach having to appeal to the court of public opinion that they actually won.

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5 hours ago, Keyrock said:

Who would win in a firefight between Imperial stormtroopers and G.I. Joe Cobra soldiers? 🤔

I imagine it like this:
-Cobra it the target!
-It's not even scratched!
-Stormtroopers didn't land a single hit!
-At least we know the weapons are lethal!

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