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"One can't decide whether to join the Bard's College or the Thieves Guild. 

One will just have to weigh the prose and the cons."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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ok i know its extremely childish, but I can't stop watching it - I need help

 

 

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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HOUSTON – For the first time ever, astronauts aboard the International Space Station have declined to return to Earth, saying: “Nah, we’re good. Maybe later.”

The message was relayed shortly after a Soyuz capsule had docked, bringing three new crewmembers and ready to bring back three veterans from the ISS. A confused mission control asked for clarification and received a variety of answers.

“I’m growing some zucchini in the Destiny Lab,” responded Commander Oleg Skripochka of Roscosmos. “I really want to see how that turns out. Catch me in a couple of months.”

“Yeah, and I have an ant farm,” added NASA Flight Engineer Jessica Meir. “Those little guys suffer from abandonment issues. I can’t leave them now.”

There was concern that the astronauts and cosmonauts decided to stay on the ISS due to current conditions on Earth, but they assured mission control they weren’t reacting to any specific worldwide catastrophe, they just really love being in orbit.

“It’s nothing against the Earth,” said astronaut Andrew Morgan. “I’m sure everything’s going great down there. I see air pollution fading all over the place, so you guys must be doing something right.”

The arriving crew were excited to get on board and settle in. There was immediately a group discussion about constructing a new “family” module within the next month for “when the kids get visas to fly to Kazakstan.”

As the transmission from the ISS ended, technicians at mission control reported hearing the crew voting to bring inside a leathery, egg-like object they had just seen floating by.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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7 minutes ago, Gfted1 said:

^^^Whats the name of that structure? I want to Google it.

Not the exact same structure, but made in a similar way.

This is the actual one:

 

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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