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What's the update? Game Master? Hello? Have we got seven players yet, or just six bean-keens?

Oh, wow! "Goto last unread"! I never noticed that before! What a silly bunt!

Maybe this should be stickied?

FAQ: 1. What is a FAQ? 2. Why does everyone keep telling me to check the FAQ? 3. Is it rude to be told "Get the FAQ!"? 4. What about "Get the faq outa here!"? 5. ...

*Adopts the drawl of Marcellus* "The red zones are instant wins: here," *daubs Spartacus's throat*, "here and here," *daubs Spartacus's solar plexus and lower abdomen ...

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... Just so long as that is the only resaon you are purchasing it, you probably won't be disapointed ... "

If he slowed down IWD II I

Umm... yeah, sure. The evidence tends to favor me though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMFG U CANT RgU W/a MOD!!111!!eleven!!11! U R R0

You are a strange and rare bird, Steve. I prefer the quests as designed for Dantooine in K1. Morrowind may as well have given the character an underpowered motor scooter with a big "L" plate. (GTA: VC did the pizza delivery theme with more style, class and excitement.) Perhaps we should just use the convenient: graphic for Morrowind, instead.

Naw, the Jedi would have run away before the Death Star got there. "Shall be save the planet full of innocent people?" "No, we must not act until we know the full impact of those actions ... and discretion is the better part of valour!"

Game Over

POLITE INQUIRY: Mr Authority, how come the thread has not been bestowed with the Mark of Authority, now that you have contributed? There is no little "O" in the thread list, and we spent soooo much time traersing to the tenth level of the dungeon to get all the marks and cards ...

Last contact with the Magical V left me with the impression he was burying himself in his new module.

I think Gauntlet is allowed to rephrase that as "So is Diablo just another pale immitation of me, without even the multiplayer goodness?"

So. Juhani is definitely gay; I wonder if there will be any overtly homosexual characters in K3?

or play AS a ysalmiri :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What? Speak clearly! A SALAMI? Why would an assassin have a salami in their back?

Do I detect a SW quote? C3P0 in Cloud City?

You only need three mushrooms and I found them in less than ten minutes. And that is the very first, basic Mage Guild mission if I recall. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Geez, you guys are ragging on me tonight! It was a demonstrative example. I took longer because I walked to the lake to do more than one quest simulataneously, okay? I explored the villiage, I looked around the periphery of it, and searched any and all sidetracks and underground areas (dungeons); I was interpolating these results to ascertain an approximate length of time for the 'shroom quest. (I thought one of the fungal types was near the lakey-thing? Then there was that girl who lost something. Not the one who lost her betrothed, outside the big crabshell villiage, the other one. I did like the dude with the super-jump spell, too.) Anyway, I'm sure you all didn't complete the quest in ten minutes the first time you played the game, which was what I was talking about. For the record, I ended up with about thirty six quests and no idea where I was going. And after the stupid 'shroomin, you have to find flowers or birds or some other dumb things. That's the problem, not the time taken to complete the quests: it's all just "rinse and repeat", ad nauseam.

So you're just as screwed when spending your own as the rest of us, then?

Not plasma ammo, then? Hmm, I want the plasma upgrade. (Where are the nanites? Attack, my chimps!)

You have to be trained to do that? So that's what I've been doing wrong ...

OMFG0RZ! I H3ard A RUm0R A80u7 A RUm0R th4t G30rG3 luC42 1S m4K1N' A 74lK1n' S74R W4r2 G4m3zor !!11! [/bastila Skywalker] :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wouldn't that be: OMFG0RZ! I H3ard A RUm0R A80u7 A RUm0R th4t G30rG3 luC42 1S m4K1N' A 74lK1n' K0t0rRzz0rz G4m3zor !!11! [/bastila Skywalker]

The Chinese have deployed lasers to their armed forces. (To blind the opposition.) Didn't know about the lasers in Congo, I will endeavour to cross its path. The super-heated plasma seems to be similar to the weapons in Eraser. (No, not Eraserhead. The Arnie film.)