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Eder: ... Aloth: ... Eder: ... Aloth: ... Dragon: ... FIGHT!

I *know*, but it sure looks like one. *** Macuahuitl, I dub thee SPANKMASTER 3000. May your reign be long and spanky.

Yeah, no... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddle_(spanking)

According to the Q&A "Story Time" is on. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/119024818?t=14m45s

I think it's ugly af, but hey, democracy, right?

Principi sen Patrena That would be my first choice, coz I'm a Vailian dissident ffs. No faction AKA the Yes Man Again, because I'm a dissident, that's why. You should probably add this option to the poll. Vailian Trading Company Tempting, because I'm a Vailian with a knack for shifty trading and style Royal Deadfire Company + Huana My dissident pc doesn't like them royalties very much, but who knows what time will bring

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Not sure, but isn't this written in the stronghold log somewhere? [date] major adventure completed! [date] major adventure available!

Hell, yeah! Oo, oo! Maybe a black cape, that has a pirate skull on it? Or better yet, the Black Isle logo, but that would be too far, methinks. Just add some neat properties aaaaand done. j/k

http://pillarsofeternity.gamepedia.com/Caed_Nua#Adventures

Heave-ho! 6th pledge update from capn Messbeard.

I prefer MIGHT over POWER, because the latter has a sci-fi vibe. This is the similar reason why I think there should be a WARRIOR class instead of the FIGHTER... I mean, c'mon, this ain't Mortal Kombat.

Am I the only one who read "Def Leppard" ?

No, I honestly had that thought for a moment. Didn't mean any offence mate, sorry.

Leaden Key was clearly a McGuffin. Lazy Eyless might be a plothole.

Yeah, no, sorry Ninja, but it oddly seems you wish for a game that is a life simulator.

Huh... Jon must be helluva fun at parties.

You know, I'm still pondering on the topic and wonder... I wonder how long it took the Eyless to attack the Pargunen after they've started using the White Forge. Because after restarting it yourself you are pretty quickly acquainted with the Eyless (in terms of days, maybe weeks). Beside the Battery you have Fort Bonepicker, The Hawk, so the dwarves built the entire nation around the Battery that was called the White March, they were famous for making the Durgan steel, so it must've been YEARS of operations before the Eyless attack. I wonder for how long this dwarven kingdom thrived and if the Eyless were lazy back then.

Thank you @Achilles and +100 internet points to You. In my case this truly is EOT.

OK, almost done here. What, the Battery and the Forge are this buried secret? Didn't we just agree few lines above that DB was built by the Pargrunen and not Engwithans? Confusing. If they had nothing to do with it, then it wasn't a secret. If it wasn't a secret, then it wasn't meant to be forgotten. If it wasn't meant to be forgotten, then Ondra fcuked sth up.

If I want to play pirates I will go and play Pirates!

OK, I don't know will it work, but maybe you could try using console commands? http://pillarsofeternity.gamepedia.com/Console_command There is an area transition command, maybe you could teleport yourself back to the Burial Isle, but I have no idea will it be possible to fall down the hole again from there.

Besides, this idea isn't new and was already present last century... I'll leave these Baldur's Gate character creation quotes here: GENDER: This is an aesthetic choice and will not affect your attributes in any fashion. MALES of the Realms can excel in whatever profession they choose, whether wizardry, thievery or the arts of war. FEMALES of the Realms can excel in whatever profession they choose, whether wizardry, thievery or the arts of war. Tun, tun, TUN!